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Would You Rather: Fruit Vs. One Direction?

It's time for the Funny Community's 'Would You Rather?' game!

At the end of every week, I ask you guys to decide between two very strange things. Last week, I asked you to choose between being BALD or COMPLETELY HAIRY. Out of 49 votes, the winner was... BALD with 32 votes!

This week, I want to know: If you had to choose between being sexually attracted to FRUIT or ONE DIRECTION, which one would you pick?

If you're dirty-talking every ripe pineapple you see, people are probably going to be a little confused by you.

But if you couldn't contain yourself every time you saw a picture of Harry Styles, that might be a little weird too.

Which one would YOU pick?

Comment below with your answer, debate among your Vingle friends, and I'll share the results next week!
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they're both bad, but I guess fruit because then there would be no proof of what I said...
Fruit? LOL I have a feeling my next shopping trip is going to be a riot. Thanks for THIS imagery...
I've got to go with 1D. Being sexually attracted to fruit is just plain weird. At least being attracted to 1D is a bit more understandable.
Oh baby! Watermelon here I come! 😍😍😍😍❤😏😘😉
I would actually pick 1D. Not that any of them are particularly my type. (They're WAY too young for me.) But it'd be a little less weird than awkwardly fondling pears at the grocery store.
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