danidee
2 years ago1,000+ Views

Welcome to the Funny Community game, the Mystery Vending Machine!

We've all used vending machines before, but this game allows us to create our very own. Want to get a little weird with your friends on Vingle? Well, then this game is for you!

Here's how to play:

1. I will begin the game by typing 'INSERTS _______.' with a random currency. (For example, INSERT A PIG.)
2. The next person who comments must say 'RECEIVES _____.' with whatever my currency would get me from their vending machine. (For example, RECEIVES BACON.)
3. Then they can insert their OWN random currency, and the next person who comments gets to choose what the vending machine will give them.

Confused? Basically, the conversation goes like this:

Player 1 (Me): INSERTS PIG.
Player 2: RECEIVES BACON. INSERTS APPLES.
Player 3: RECEIVES ISAAC NEWTON WITH A BUMP ON HIS HEAD. INSERTS SPIDER MONKEYS.

The more ridiculous, the better!

THE FIRST CURRENCY IS:

INSERTS A PIZZA-EATING NINJA TURTLE.

The first person who comments needs to tell me what I received from the vending machine with my pizza-eating ninja turtle, then choose what THEY want to insert into the machine. (Keep it clean, folks.)

Can we get to 100 vending machine transactions? Let's see!

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