@YumiMiyazaki LOL I had a great-aunt that would save everything years past the expiration date, and it was always awkward and hilarious when she'd give us a box of macaroni and cheese for Christmas whose expiration date was a year or so before any of us were actually born.
My grandmother is a short but crazy Ger-Russian woman. Her parents came to America from Germany to escape WW2 and she was born shortly after. She's fun but boy she can hit you HARD with a wooden spoon. She also swears in German a lot.