Life as a sloth would be full of all sorts of lazy awesome.
However, if I had to pick any animal to be, I would be a city rat. People don't really hunt rats for food, and as long as I don't sneak into people's houses, I think I'd be pretty safe. I could just spend my life eating food scraps and trash, dodging from stray cats, and trolling people while they wait for the subway. SUP, FOOLS. IT'S ME. I'M A RAT.