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Calling all goat-lovers!

Are you or someone you love a huge fan of goats? Well, fortunately for you, there's a brand new gifting service that will ship a goat directly to any address of your choosing.

Introducing 'You Goat Mail'!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so maybe it's not a REAL goat, but it's tiny and fluffy and just-as-adorable, right?
According to the website, a plush goat is a more practical form of goat gratification:

"Everyone knows the greatest Gift Of All Time would be a goat. But caring for a live goat can be challenging, difficult, and time consuming. We found the solution."

See? It's like having your very own goat without having to clean up after it or hide all of your valuables from! (Because, if you've ever been to a petting zoo before, chances are you know that goats will literally try to eat anything. ANYTHING.)

For $30 - or now on sale for $24.99 - THIS CAN ALL BE YOURS!

Would you use the 'You Goat Mail' service? Do you have any goat-lovers in your life?

Let me know in the comments below, and for more goods and services you didn't know you needed until now, follow my SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY collection!
@Animaniafreak But 'You Goat Mail!" is so punny! What would the sheep one be? "Sheeping and Handling?"
@TerrecaRiley Is goat meat good? I've never tried it!
I was raised on a farm and had goats. they are so adorable!!!!
@atmi RIGHT? I wonder how he even got the goat to do that. It looks like he's strapped on?
cute! riding a bike with goat, I want that goat. lol
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