danidee
a year ago1,000+ Views
'You Goat Mail' Ships Goats To Your Loved Ones!

Calling all goat-lovers!

Are you or someone you love a huge fan of goats? Well, fortunately for you, there's a brand new gifting service that will ship a goat directly to any address of your choosing.

Introducing 'You Goat Mail'!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so maybe it's not a REAL goat, but it's tiny and fluffy and just-as-adorable, right?
According to the website, a plush goat is a more practical form of goat gratification:

"Everyone knows the greatest Gift Of All Time would be a goat. But caring for a live goat can be challenging, difficult, and time consuming. We found the solution."

See? It's like having your very own goat without having to clean up after it or hide all of your valuables from! (Because, if you've ever been to a petting zoo before, chances are you know that goats will literally try to eat anything. ANYTHING.)

For $30 - or now on sale for $24.99 - THIS CAN ALL BE YOURS!

Would you use the 'You Goat Mail' service? Do you have any goat-lovers in your life?

Let me know in the comments below, and for more goods and services you didn't know you needed until now, follow my SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY collection!
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@TerrecaRiley What does it taste like?
a year ago·Reply
@danidee like nothing I've ever tasted.... it's just unique
a year ago·Reply
@TerrecaRiley So it doesn't taste super meaty?
a year ago·Reply
@danidee ummm... well... yea
a year ago·Reply
@ercurrent I want one thanks
a year ago·Reply
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