Okay, so he's been run over by trans-dimensional traffic, beaten up by both potential suitors & life itself, he's managed to get kicked out of both heaven and hell, and managed to get turned into a pariah on Earth, and like most things on the internet, is *nowhere near* as good-looking IRL as the pictures that are posted up all over the place of him making him look like a narcissist (all while he was unconscious in brain-surgery!) He's supposedly looking for the love of his life, but took a seriously wrong turn down a dark alley and did too many drugs... ***BUT HE'S *STILL* LAUGHING*** (Who wants some bottled maniac? Anyone? We'll start the bidding at 2 balls of pocket lint, and work our way up to diet soft drinks - maybe even some alcohol, if we're lucky! Seriously, how much does insanity go for these days? Price check on Isle 7!) Anyone else having a hard time finding Waldo's retarded cousin before he disappears again? (don't worry, he's tagged, tamed, and we think maybe a little brain damaged, but he'd make a great cuddle buddy if you don't mind a little drool!) We're hoping he'll be adopted into a nice family that will do him up like My Little Pony tying on ribbons and rename him "Sunny Muffin"... Any takers?