LocoForJiyong
a year ago100+ Views

so I wanted to post a card because I realized I've been having some serious issues......what are these issues you ask .......more like who are these issues .....fear not my fellow beans....I shall fill you in on who these issues are so with out further or do ........here are my 3 issues

1.MADTOWN

big issue here.....from the very first moment I saw this group....my life was ruined..consumed with every single madtown video to date....endless nights of omgt , yolo and other lovely songs on repeat.....billions of pictures of these angels.......who find it perfectly fine to attack me.....soo rude.. im such madtown trash that they can even fit me on a trash barge I have to be airlifted to outer space 10 galaxies away because of all the trash

2.MonstaX

Ohh lord. ..do not get me started on this group here .....if you haven't seen my recent monsta x card please do so....you will see what effect these losers have on my life... with literally 0 warnings the came into my life like a wrecking ball and I was not ready ....I'm still not ready but of course here I am again with a group of beautiful idiots who force me to become such trash that my ringtone is basically a dump truck in reverse........they have 0 chill and 0 regards for my well being...especially one individual *cough**cough* *wonhoe* *cough*

3.KNK ํฌ๋‚˜์ฟค

hahaha saved the best for last ....boy oh boy where do I begin....hmmm...well first I can start by saying I hate knk more than life....why? ...because they are too perfect for this planet....and tore through my soul like the Tasmanian devil......like the venom of a rattle snake knk has consumed my life to the fullest....when this group is around...I find myself asking *monstaX who?* *madtown??idk them* *jiyong....you mean jihun right* I thought I had it bad with monstaX and madtown oh boy was I wrong ...I knew from the very moment I laid eyes on these boys lovely predebut pics that I might as well have signed over my soul then and there because since that moment ....I've been slapped with the recycle sticker of trash life....legit such knk trash to the max that I can't just knock on a door or here the words back again with out nearly breaking into song and dance.....it's bad.....someone call the doctor.....Oh gosh....not exo you guys can exit....you are a huge problem in itself
so now you guys may see my problems......very beautiful and lovely problems ......they may ruin my life....but I wouldn't ask for it any other way .....although I might ask for jihun to stop killing me ....and moos....and all of them...just stop .......like a 7 member life ruining group once said.....ํ•˜์ง€๋งˆ , ํ•˜์ง€,ํ•˜์ง€,ํ•˜์ง€,ํ•˜์ง€๋งˆ aka stop it stop it ...please and thank you......
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