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As we say in San Diego, Mexican food is bomb.

Do you know what'd be even MORE bomb? Being able to integrate Mexican food into parts of our lives that have nothing to do with it. For example, imagine a world with carnitas-scented Febreeze or, like, one where you could defend yourself from perverts with sal y limon pepper spray. You know, to REALLY drive that burn home.

Unfortunately for us, neither one of these things exist. However, allow me to show you something that does:


This is LITERALLY a bath towel made to look like flour tortilla.

I mean, let's overlook the fact that technically you in all your naked-as-the-day-you-were-born glory will be the carne and just appreciate the fact that this actually exists.

There's really no more appropriate way to honor the burrito.

The tostada.

Or the quesadilla for that matter.

Just don't actually throw queso in there, weirdos.
The towels are $35 a piece, which - despite no longer being in that funny money range - are still selling like hotcakes. Or toasty tortillas, for that matter. (So much so that these puppies are currently on backorder. Oh, the Internet.)
Doesn't mean I'm not going to place my order anyway.

What about you guys? Is wrapping yourself in a giant terry tortilla a little too weird for you? Or are you into it too?

Let me know in the comments below! And for more products you didn't know you needed until I wrote this card, follow my SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY collection.
I don't really like it, it looks weird
is it just me or those tortilla towels look like dad's unwashed towels that've sitting in the bottom of laundry pile for a week? those brown spots....
I definitely need to buy that馃槀馃槀
yes,oh yes
Oh my god, I want it! I'm a weirdo at heart so why not?
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