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What's Going On At This NBA Game?
Hello, Funny Community! It's about that time for our weekly Funny Caption Contest! Last week's winner was @Jinki5. This time, will it be YOU? This week's challenge is dedicated to @mchlyang, the moderator of the Sports Community and one of the coolest peeps on Vingle. (So if you see him floating around on here, go say hi. Don't ask questions. Just do it, you guys.) Can you figure out a funny caption for the photo posted above? Why's that shooting guard getting a nose full of the opposing teammate? What's that guy in the back thinking? Or maybe the announcers? The Rules: 1) You can comment with as many caption ideas as you'd like. 2) 'Like' the captions you find the funniest. (Even non-participants can upvote their favorites!) 3) Voting ends at Friday, Midnight EST. The winner will be announced in a special post on Monday. 4) The winner's entry becomes the Funny Community's featured card of the week! Now, let's get this started! @InPlainSight @JonPatrickHyde @Exoexo @RaquelArredondo @Zelda27896 @LAVONYORK @GingerMJones @Karthikkrazzy1 @GalaxyTacoCat @biancadanica98 @amandamuska @amobigbang @NerukaWong @inuyashagal @WiviDemol @TashaBitner @raenel @AlexanderBeta @Matokokepa @B2STANG88 @katekendrii @chris98vamg @melifluosmelodi @shantalcamara @GuerlyReyes @DeliaBray @thePinkPrincess @ElizabethT @trin1991 @Danse @CreeTheOtaku @MisakiNguyen @JoemichealBourg @HardikPatel @masonkeller @NancyVongvilay @jasminetimple @DevonArce @JayHaley @animechild51 @jacobweigh0 @blitz12345100 @lilmisa28 @Bakuman247 @BoltofGreece @kneelb4zod @gymnast3191987 @kawaiiporpoise @AndyCehonski @otakukpopgirl @SeoInHan @Baekyeol27 @StevenBowman @Kamiamon @EdwinHernandez @MissB82 @RosePark @JoelCarmonaRoja @JRGrimes @MelissaMae @phillipconijn @stevend1428 @JayHaley @ankitj @VeronicaArtino @Jonathan3 @ColeKat13 @ObscurePoet @MattSloan @briandiana11 @AGale @tinkdot29 @kneelb4zod @Jinki5 @JoelCarmonaRoja @kawaiiporpoise @Rockron97 @IronDeath @GossamoKewen95 @loftonc16 @mutakubot
9 Advertisements Probably Made By 'Cool Dads'
Advertising is quite the competitive field. You've got to be a strong communicator, someone creative, someone who has their finger on the pulse of all the up-and-coming trends. But for every catchy jingle, winning slogan, or hilarious campaign, there's about a dozen horrible, cringe-worthy attempts at - frankly - trying to make 'fetch' happen. It's almost like the advertising world is overrun with 'cool Dads'. (No offense to Vingle dads, who are as cool as they come. Obviously.) To show you guys exactly what I mean, I've decided to share 9 different so-tryhard-it's-embarrassing advertisements. You homies better know what I'm sayin'. "It's the year 2015, guys. Let's update the name of our Meatlover's Pizza with something more current. You know, something that'll resonate with the kids today." "I know. How about... EPIC MEATZ?" "Okay, so, let's create a sign that tells people using our rec center where to put used towels. But in a way that, you know, really speaks to the kids." "I know! We'll use that song all the kids on Vine are twerking to these days." "The University of Cincinnati needs us, everyone. How do we get the kids off their Twitters and into their top-ranking business school?" "No one turns down the chance to be... MBAWESOME." "We've got a new client. Owns a taco shop. He's looking for a hashtag, wants to go viral. What do you think, Cool Dad?" "Uh... #TacosFTW. Obviously." I HAVE NO JOKE TO MAKE FOR THIS ONE. THE SECOND-HAND EMBARRASSMENT IS BURNING THROUGH MY RETINAS. "Cool Dad, Target is about to get a shipment of the 20th anniversary remaster of 'The Truth About Cats And Dogs'. How do we make Janeane Garofalo relevant again?" "Don't worry. I got this. LOL." "Alright, Smirnoff advertising team. We're losing the Millennial market to Ciroc. How do we show kids we can be cool too, but without breaking #NetflixAndChill's implied copyright?" "How's about a little #StreamAndHang, homie?" "Quick, Cool Dad. Taco Bell needs a hip and current package design that illustrates how delicious their chicken quesadillaz are." "TACO BELL. I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW." "So, Cool Dad, I'm sorry you've been demoted to Fortune Cookie writer, but we think you've got a skill, sir. You really know how to speak to the younger generation." [Insert Cool Dad being too busy writing EPIC FORTUNEZ to respond.] I hope all my bruhs here on Vingle found this card funny AF. Have you seen any epically dank advertisementz lately?
'Space Jam' Is Still The Best Movie Ever.
So you've read the title of this card, and I already know what you're thinking. "Dani, does 'Inception' mean nothing to you?" or "You're trying to tell me that you think 'Space Jam' is a better movie than [Insert the title of a Quentin Tarantino movie here.]?" And I'm here to tell you - yes, you insolent fools. 'Space Jam' is the 'Citizen Kane' of our time. And here's why: First off, it stars Michael Jordan, arguably the most beloved sports celebrity of the past 30 years or so. Think about it. Tiger Woods? Scandal. Lance Armstrong? Scandal. Michael Jordan? Selling Nikes to you, your friend, your brother, and your dad easily since 1984. (That's right. 1984.) Secondly, it lets kids imagine a world where their favorite 'Looney Toons' characters live among humans. Porky Pig asking for Michael Jordan's autograph? Daffy Duck spraying his spit all over as he argues with Bill Murray? Newman from 'Seinfeld' being flattened out like Wyle E. Coyote under an Acme anvil? Priceless. So much priceless. Plus, I think every 90s kid is STILL obsessed with the movie's soundtrack. "COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM." will always be all that needs to be said before a party starts in any given room. Plus, "I Believe I Can Fly", "Hit 'Em High", "Fly Like An Eagle", and "For You I Will" are singles that are just as great to listen to today. The roster of NBA stars that get their skills stolen by the Monstars reads like an MVP blast from the past. Patrick Ewing, Larry Bird, Charles Barkley -- These guys were the absolute kings of basketball in the 90s, and seeing them all act in this movie is SUPER amusing, but also makes you feel kind of old now. (I mean, Muggsy Bogues is 50 today, you guys.) 'Space Jam' inspired a whole generation of kid athletes and non-athletes - including NBA power forward Blake Griffin. I mean, I'm not saying that Little Kid Blake Griffin was watching 'Space Jam' in the movie theater, thinking something like "Hey, maybe if I get 'NBA Rookie Of The Year', it'll up my odds of meeting Bugs Bunny'." But I'm also not NOT saying that. And so, my fellow Vinglers, I hope that I have made you reconsider where your previous loyalties laid and will join me in the 'Space Jam Is The Coolest' Vingle Fan Club - where the current members are Me, Me, Me, and @christianmordi over in the Sports Community. What was YOUR favorite part about 'Space Jam'?