Yoonji X You Oneshot Parody I don't know how it got planted in my head, I guess it was caused from a suga rush. Warning-there's a lot of sugar unwrapped action going on so you may need to down a glass of suga sin before you read on.
Reenacting cliche kissing scenes:kpop version parody Starring:Suga X You Movie:The Notebook Setting: near the dock where Noah confessed to Allie his love for her was never over and when she realized her Bighit bitch mom hid his love letters "Dont you get it? It was never over!" Suga yelled as his voice ignited rain while an angsty violin played dramatically in the background. You start to say something, but you stop in mid sentence as he makes a mini Tostitos dip with your lips. Damn, you thought. Someone get me a parachute to land safely on his candyland lips as he attempts to pick you up, but the only thing he ends up lifting, is the hem of your dress. "Sorry," he laughs, embarrassed. "I'm not used to lifting things that aren't food or my blanket." He shrugs. "I'll just carry you, then," you say mischievously with a smirk, ready to get some candyland action. He starts to protest, but you already picked him up like he was a lightweight backpack and carry him bride style on the way home. After two steps, you start getting tired and wonder why the fuck there's so many tree branches to duck over. And why is there a fucking violin playing instead of kpop? You start to ask Suga if he can carry you instead, but you hear soft snoring that answers. Not again, you thought as you stop midway to take a break. Who knew walking or just moving in general could be so tiring? And having a boyfriend whose stage name explained everything since he was either always sleeping or passed out from a suga rush. But luckily, you were used to this and take out a stash of cookies stored in your dress pocket. Determined to have your candyland, you open the bag and wave it towards Suga's nose, letting the waft of diabetes enter his nostrils. He instantly opens his eyes and the first thing he reachs for were the cookies, wolfing them down like they just insulted him, saying he'd be working as a busboy at See's Candies once he dropped out of his rapping career. Once he was through going Attack on Titan on the sugary treats, he reaches to grab you again, looking seductively into your eyes making you shiver. Finally Operation Candyland was back and sugary then ever you thought excitedly. But then he stops midway reaching for your dress pocket and peered intensely at it, confused.
"More." He pleaded with aegyo puppy eyes. "More what? Candyland action? You don't have to ask me twice," you say lustfully. "No. Cookies. I haven't eaten for an hour. I'm hungry," he states with a pout. You sigh angrily, fed up with his Rated R sugary relationship with sugar versus yours. "You can find them at a local store, cus I'm done with this shit." You announce angrily, starting to walk away to enjoy a hot plate of homemade kpop waiting to be watched on your laptop screen. And thought, if you couldn't have the jams, at least it could be provided for you through kpop's juice.
"Wait, what'd I do? Are you mad cus I didn't share any cookies with you? You know how bad my suga intake gets. I promise next time I'll share," he vows with a Tylenol relieving grin you couldn't resist.
Fuck it, you thought as you tackle him with a Zeus raging kiss as the rain pours harder along with the beat of your war on hormones. Three cut scenes later, you're both standing in front of his door doing yoga stretches with your tongues. He pulls away and takes out what you thought were his keys, but instead reveals an iPod he holds up menacingly to the door and presses play to his mixtape so infiring, it sets the door on fire. Literally.
"Yoonji, you're going to burn the house down! Along with your fridge and suga stash you worked so hard to build since you became a rapper!" You yell worriedly, but secretly turned on by his firey hands and what you want them to do to your body. "That's why I keep a bucket of water outside," he assures as he picks up a metal bucket near the door and threw it at the flames that instantly died away. No words were said as he pulled you inside and headed for the stairs. He stops midway and shakes his head. What's wrong? you wonder as he takes your hand and leads you to the couch instead. "Fuck that, who has time for stairs," he growls seductively into your ears. You can't answer, too preoccupied by the thought of what was going to happen next. You tug off his shirt as he lands on top of you on the couch, kissing your neck as you moan softly. Hell, yes, you thought, ready to roll the dice in the middle of this game. His head dips towards your chest as he leans forward and slowly plants kisses on your stomach and stops towards your breasts. You wait hungrily with anticipation. But a few seconds later, he stays in the same position, his head laying on your chest, unmoving. "Your chest makes a nice pillow," he murmurs as he promptly falls asleep. So much for a round of candyland, you grumble to yourself, but smile softly at Suga's peaceful sleeping expression and earthquake jerking snores. You pull a blanket around you both, as you snuggle closer to him, closing your eyes as you fall asleep, but not until you eat the last cookie stashed in the back of your dress pocket you hid from Suga when he wasn't looking. Hope you enjoyed the suga rush and if you want more of reenacting movie cliche scenes:kpop parodies, feel free to comment below. Continue receiving the sunny D of kpop and extra jams when your life needs a tan.