This reminded me of just how ridiculous kids sound when they're talking about dating and relationships. I remember when I would go to slumber parties when I was a little girl, we would gossip about boys and talk about the different 'bases' we got to.
Unfortunately, I was never really that popular, so the conversation would go like:
IDK Some Girl: "Dani, which base have you gone to?"
Me: "I lost my way to the baseball field."
(I used to think that joke was SO funny.)