Because, why not?
Rap Mon: Cadet Kelly
Because most likely to be sent to military school and come out a bad ass dancer, Rap Mon.
Suga: Smart House
Laying around and letting your house do the work? Suga.
Jungkook: The Thirteenth Year
A magical boy turning into something even more magical? Yep, Jungkook is a merman.
Jimin: Cheetah Girls
DOES THIS NEED ANY EXPLANATION.
Jin: Princess Protection Program
This is the role Jin was born for. His life has been a dress rehearsal for this.
V: Zenon Girl of the 21st Century
ZOOMZOOMZOOM. Most likely to fangirl over a band called Protozoa? V.
Who would YOU watch!?