So, as some of you might know, I own a dachshund. Like pugs, this breed has a reputation of being IMPOSSIBLE to train.
Despite being a little difficult, I was able to train her to some extent. When she lived with me, if you said 'toy', for example, she'd bring you her chewtoy. If you said 'walk', she'd run to the door. Or if you said 'foodies', she'd run to her dog bowl.
Unfortunately, now my sister owns her and is kind of a troll, so she likes teaching my dog how to react to really random words. Now instead of 'walk', you have to say "Do you have to take a shit?" to get her to do anything. Thank you, older sister. Thanks.