So I found this meme just now and had to go find out how this happened. I figured the headline was probably Photoshopped, but it actually wasn't. A woman actually stabbed her husband with a squirrel!
According to reports, a man came home on Christmas Eve without the beer he promised his wife, so she was grabbed a ceramic squirrel decoration and attacked him with it.
And for the record, this was South Carolina. NOT Florida. So for all you Floridians who thought that YET AGAIN someone has come to tarnish their home state's reputation, you can all rest easy tonight.