*realizes people are staring at me*
AAAAAAAAHHHHH- GONNA SWING FROM A CHANDELIER FROM A CHANDELIEEEEEEEER!!!!
*buys an apple*
Listen, I promise I will not make anything to bother you or that psycho carrying the death note. Here, *puts apple in the floor*
I'll give you this yummy juicy apple, carry on with your meaningless life.
*runs away and changes name*