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What would you so if this little guy followed you around?
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Actually, I know what I'd do... I'd call up Holo (from Spice & Wolf) & be like, "Yeah, Holo... you remember how you were complaining about apple prices the other day...? I think I found the guy responsible & he's standing next to me... yes, I'm turning on my phone's locator..."
a year ago·Reply
Can I catch him like a Pokémon?
a year ago·Reply
I'd freak out like a sane person would, then ask him for my death note
a year ago·Reply
I'd try to give him an apple in exchange for leaving me alone.
a year ago·Reply
Maybe steal his belt
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