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Welcome, everyone, to Too Much Tuesdays!

It's the weekly Funny Community game that gets us all feeling a little bit closer - by sharing pretty awkward or disgusting stories about ourselves!

Do you DARE to answer this Tuesday's question?

Today's TMT: What is the weirdest dream you can remember?

Maybe it was a dream or maybe it was a nightmare. Maybe it was something in between. Either way, we always tend to remember the dreams that made us go "WTF?!" the most. What was yours like?
My answer: One time I had a dream that my sister was sleepwalking and left the house and went into our next door neighbor's basement, where there was a big elaborate machine that kind of looked like something out of Dr. Seuss - except it turns anything you put into the machine into a plate of sausages. My sleepwalking sister ALMOST WALKED INTO THE MACHINE, and when I ran down to go save her, I was so worked up with adrenaline in that moment that I was jolted awake. No one wants to see their sister turn into a plate of sausage links.

Now it's your turn: CONFESS!

My strangest (clean) dream involved taking the pills the Army gave me to prevent malaria... most people have vivid nightmares on them but I just dreamed in HD... I dreamed that I woke up and started a normal day (normal for deployment) and didn't know I was dreaming until I decided it would be easier to get around by flying like Superman...so I woke up and started my day only to discover it was still a dream.... this happened several more times before I woke up for real and lay there trying to fly or something to see if I was really awake this time
I had one where I got sucked into an anime and somehow was like the hunger games and every fan was in there so I killed all of the over the top otaku and with Alucard's gun and he patted my head
oh I've had so many weird dreams that I can't even remember. I once dreamed that I was in outer space and there were these doors, about 50 of em, and I was just walking on air into every door & each of them put me in another universe. that's it
cattle chasing and molesting me...I guess that's why I'm not attracted to older men
I also had a dream where all the men I ever knew (mostly family men) were sitting in this dark, black room and everyone was wearing a black tuxedo and they were just screaming for no reason but the strangest part of it all was that one of my aunts were also there also in a black tuxedo but she was sitting on a chair that was much higher
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