When I was in the first grade, I was the Cootie Queen of my class. Mostly because kids are mean, but also because I have a lifelong legacy of being the loudest person in the room on every given occasion. But hey, at least I never had THESE kinds of cooties.
Did your elementary school run rampant with cooties too? Were you the infector or the infected?
And most importantly, does circle-circle-dot-dot actually DO anything?