As every ARMY knows. BTS is addictive. And for those of you who haven't been sucked into the fandom. Here is a guide into the wonderful life ruining world of the BTS I'm going to say this now before some drama starts. Don't take this seriously!!! It's all in good fun. Also I found this on Twitter and I thought it was funny so I'm reposting this. I don't know who the original owner is but just know I'm am not that person. Edit: just saw that someone named .@namjoone made it so props to them XD Enjoy!!!!
I wanted to share this cause I laughed my ass off 😂😂😂🙌🏻✨ Imma help u out just incase u don't want to zoom in the whole time.
start ur enJins
• "you don't know anyeonghaseyo?" • likes his face a lot, self confidence goals • went blonde once and the planet imploded • most likely to act nice when guests are over then whoop yo ass after they leave • that friend that always carries Advil and makes sure everyone is hydrated and well fed • he stepped out of a car and started a nationally trending hashtag •mom •stans would d*e for him
•can/will kick your ass • back in HIS day, he had to CARRY his donkey to the village in a raging BLIZZARD, EVERY day, UPHILL both ways • likes music • secretly enjoys cute things (e.g. park jimin, kim taehyung, jung hoseok, kumamon, e.t.c) • if he likes you then he would probs actually die to protect you •Practical™ •glaring is a sign of affection
• ITS MIXTAPE SEASON
drop of liquid Sunlight™
• there is nothing bad to say about Hobi like I can't even be ironically mean to him I can't do it • a blessing to this harsh cruel world • dances • the average human has 206 bones, Hoseok has none • *hipster voice* "the saddest people smile the brightest, all because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do"
• ETERNALLY YELLING
• scared of everything. horror movies are the enemy. snakes are the enemy. roller coasters are the enemy • invented stank face™ (see second picture)
god of destruction
• breaks everything • so much talent it's literally pouring out of his ass like he's literally so talented • Problematic Friend But Is Getting Better™ •dad • cannot dance, cannot cut onions • Most likely to get a virus on your computer but then feel really bad and painstakingly build you a new model entirely from scratch • actual genius • wear stupid outfits and makes them look good • wants to be a philosopher when he grows up
•an enigma • 0 to 100 in less than two seconds • one of the kindest, gentlest souls to exist in this dimensions, could never hurt a fly, would share his lunch with you • Eyesmile™ • but will also hip thrust so hard that your grandchildren will get pregnant • he knows what he's doing • but real talk he is literally just so nice to everybody how does he do it?? Maybe it's maybelline • a smol • be gentle with him, remind him that he is beautiful
• ?????????? • science has made him the most gorgeous human alive, don't fight me on this it's science • "nice paprika" • dances in heels startling well • u thought he was dumb? He played u. he knows all. he sees all, you can't fool him. He's always four steps of you • world-class snuggler extraordinaire • one time he snuck out and got wasted and kissed a jimin plushie and gave a play by play of the whole thing on Twitter and it was all too adorable •voice so deep it reaches the earth's metallic core
•he made puberty his bitch • can and will body slam you straight into the depths of hell • used to be super shy and nervous but has opened up his personality a lot recently and for that we are forever #blessed thank you jeon jungkook • sometimes drops English covers and watches the world burn •Meme™ • good at literally everything • doesn't sleep often but when he does, he becomes a rock, a nuclear explosion cannot wake him up • professional Gdragon fanboy •nerd
I really hope you enjoyed this cause it took forever 😂 Now enjoy this picture of a hippy along with the rest of the day ❤️❤️❤️