a year ago
danidee
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Happy National Tell-A-Joke Day!

Hello, Funny Community!

It's August 16th, also known as National Tell-A-Joke Day!

People all over the United States celebrate it by sharing jokes and funny stories, and since we are, after all, Vingle's Funny Community, this is basically OUR holiday, right?

Sooo... let's celebrate by creating joke cards!

1. Create a new Vingle card with 'National Tell-A-Joke Day' or something along those lines in the title.
2. Add a fun image or meme, your favorite joke(s), and tag a few friends to keep the joke chain going.
3. Publish it in the Funny Community! Let's see how many joke cards we can make to celebrate today!

I'll start with an example:

Now it's your turn!!!!!!!!!!!

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i don't have any joke card but here is it parents: why did you slap our kid? teacher: because he called me fat parents: a slap doesn't make you look slim
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LOL It's true.
a year ago
This comment existed in all possible states before you observed it. Now, all of its infinite possibilities have collapsed into a single state. I hope you're happy.
a year ago·Reply
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I suddenly feel guilty and still have no idea why.
a year ago
Some less morbid (mostly) jokes I know: Why aren't Octal jokes funny? Because 7 10 11. She: So, what do you do? He: I teach Unix. She: Oh. [long pause...] What do you teach them? Because it was already on the other side. Why did the tachyon cross the road? A cop pulls over Erwin Schrödinger, and asks him to open the car trunk. He looks in the trunk, and says, "Sir, do you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?" Irritated, Schrödinger replies, "Well, yes...I do now!" Where does bad light go? in a prism
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HAHA THE UNIX ONE MADE ME LAUGH. I HATE EVERYTHING FOR THINKING THAT WAS SO FUNNY.
a year ago
my kids made this one up. How do you scare a turd? POO!!
a year ago·Reply
What do you call a guy with a Rubber Toe? RoBERto
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