Bmondragon93
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National Tell-A-Joke Day
There was a rabbit, and a bear taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns over and asks, "hey rabbit, do you have any trouble wiping shit off your fur?" The rabbit responds, "nope." The bear grabs the rabbit, wipes his butt, and leaves.
Extra: There was a lion, and a monkey. The monkey tells the lion, "I can make the weather change." "No you can't," says the lion. So the monkey climbs up a tree, "here comes thunder!" He begins to fart *insert farting noises. "Now it's snowing!" He starts pooping. "Here comes the rain!" And starts peeing on the lion. The lion says, "oh yeah? I can make the stars come out," and punches his wiener.
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LMAO THAT FIRST ONE IS JUST RUDE.
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Well, that's true lol.
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