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<Dwight>
MICHAEL!!
<Michael>
OH!!GOD!!!Dwight, come on!!
<Dwight>
I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing.
<Michael>
There's no downsizing.
<Dwight>
But if there were, I'd be protected as assistant regional manager?
<Michael>
Assistant to regional manager Dwight.
<Dwight>
Yeah, so I don't have to worry?
<Michael>
Look look look, I talked to corporate about protecting the sales staff. and they said they couldn't guarantee it if there's downsizing ok? BUT! there's no downsizing. so just don't..
<Dwight>
bottom line. do I need to be worried?
<Michael>
um..um..um..maybe.
It looks like there's gonna be downsizing. That is part of my job but..I hate it.
<Dwight>
It's a real shame. cause studies have shown that more information get passed through water cooler gossips than through official memos. which puts me at a disadvatage, because I bring my own water to work.
<Stanley>
Why did you do this?
<Dwight>
I didn't do it. what do you mean? the water cooler was brought over here for maintenance. so why are you guys here? What's the scuttlebutt?
<Dwight>
Hey, so listen, I was thinking that it might be a good idea...if you and I formed an alliance.
cause of the downsizing. I think an alliance might be a good idea. You know, help each other out. Do you want to form an alliance? with me?
<Jim>
Absolutely I do.
<Dwight>
Good good. Excellent, ok. now we need to figure out who's vulnerable and who's protected the..
<Jim>
That moment I was just so happy.I mean, everything Dwight does annoys me.
<Dwight>
Did you get your tickets?
<Jim>
to what?
<Dwight>
The gun show!
<Jim>
And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him. but only in ways that could get me arrested. and then here he comes and he says, "No, Jim, here's a way"
<Dwight>
There's one other thing and this is important. Let's keep this alliance totally a secret.
Don't tell anyone.
<Pam>
an alliance?
<Jim>
Oh, yeah.
<Pam>
What does that even mean?
<Jim>
I think it has something to do with survivor, but I'm not sure. I know that it invloves spying on people and we build a fort, underground.
<Dwight>
Jim!!hey, Hi Pam. Listen, could I talk to you second about the paper..product?
Did you tell Pam about the alliance?!!
<Jim>
NO!
<Dwight>
just now!
<Jim>
no, no, no Dwight, no! I'm using her for the alliance. Who knows the most information about this office? PAM!
<Dwight>
Right. That's good, good, pursue this.
<Jim>
Well, I'm trying to. Do you see what I'm doing?But listen, I'm going to have to talk to her a lot. Alright? And there may be chatting and giggling. And you just gotta pretend to ignore it. Wipe it away.
<Dwight>
DONE!
<Jim>
Alrgiht!
<Dwight>
They seem awfully chummy. Don't you think?
<Jim>
Yeah, What do you think that's about?
<Dwight>
Only one way to find out.
<Jim>
I'm on it.
You are not going to believe this.
<Dwight>
What? I believe it.
<Jim>
Well, tensions were high in the kitchen.
<Dwight>
I could tell, from the body language.
<Jim>
That looks good, what is it??turkey?
<Kevin>
Italian.
<Jim>
Oh, Italian, wow. Get the works out there, red onion, provolone..
Toby and Kevin, they are trying to get angela kicked off.
<Dwight>
Good! let them, That's fine it helps our cause.
<Jim>
Well, I don't know. Because if Kevin is in accounting, and Toby is in human resources and they are talking?
<Dwight>
They are forming an alliacne.
<Toby>
I love their sandwich.
<Jim>
I love their sandwich too.
<Kevin>
Their bread is really good.
<jim>
Their bread is very good.
<Dwight>
Damn it. GOD!!
<Jim>
OK, listen. We need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance. And is therefore trying to get us kicked off.
<Dwight>
DAMN IT..why us?
<Jim>
Beacuse we are strong Dwight. Because we are strong.
<Pam>
Hey, jim. can I talk to you for second?
<Jim>
Sure, what's up?
<Pam>
I don't know, I'm just going a little crazy..cause I keep overhearing all these conversations..between Michael and corporate about staff issues.
Yeah, he's making me take notes on his meetings, and I'm like these people are my friends, but he's all like "this is confidential, you can't tell anybody" but I don't know I just feel like I want to...Just promise you're not gonna say anything.
<Jim>
I will not. I'm not gonna tell anybody. It's between you and me.
<Dwight>
JACKPOT!!
<Jim>
That was beautiful. All her idea, too. Awesome. She's so great.
<Jim>
OK, here's the deal, all right. Pam says that one of the alliance is meeting in the warehouse during Meredith party.
<Dwight>
Oh, my god. we have to be there.
<Jim>
I know, but it's gonna be a little tough. Because there's no good place to hide.
<Dwight>
No,no yes there is. Behind the shelves. oh my god.
<Jim>
what? what? what?
<Dwight>
I know, I know exactly what to do.
<Jim>
Great.
<Dwight>
I'm a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, the have very good vision. One thing about me, I am better at hiding thn they are..at vision.
It's gonaa be perfect, ok? centrally located, perfect cover, I can hear and see everything.
<Jim>
Good.
<Jim>
So you want me to stay here and... you know stand next to the box.
<Dwight>
No, you need to go upstairs to the party. so people don't notice we're both gone.
<Jim>
Right, that's good.
<Dwight>
can I trust Jim? I don't know. Do I have a choice? No. Frankly I don't. Will I trust Jim? Yes. Shoul Itrust Jim? well, you tell me.
<Pam>
He's in a box?
<Jim>
Pam, he's in a box.
He's dowstairs, in a box, on the floor, near the shelves. I'm serious, go down there and work your magic.
<Pam>
Hey~Where are you? yeah we are supposed to meet here. what?! Oh my gosh. That ties in perfectly with someting that Michael was tellinig me earlier. I just don't know what some of the people in like accounting are gonna do. it's not specifically that..
<Jim>
ok, ok I have something that totally tops the box.
<Pam>
Oh tell me, tell me.
<Jim>
I have just convinced Dwight that he needs to go to Stamford. and spy on other brach, no no no, but before he does so, I told him that he should dye his hair to go undercover. If we can get him to drive to Conneticut and put peroxide in his hair,
<Roy>
What the hell is this? what are you trying to cop a feel or something? Huh Halpert?
<Jim>
No, no, due, no I was, just listen. God, I don't even know how to explain this. Dwight asked me to be in alliance. and then..we've been just messing with him. Because of the whole alliance thing.
<Pam>
It's just officie pranks
<Jim>
It's stupid, it's just office pranks.
<Roy>
Dwight, what the hell is he talking about?
<Dwight>
I have absolutely no idea.
<Dwight>
Do I feel bad about betraying Jim? Not At All! that's the game. Convince him we're on an alliance, get some information, throw him to the wolves. that''s politics baby. Get what you can outta someone then crush them. I think Jim might have learned a very valuable lesson.
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