"Lucy, it says here that you are pregnant with my child! WHEN DID WE SLEEP TOGETHER?! I DON'T REMEMBER!!!"
"Natsu/Lucy? Gray/Lucy? Laxus/Lucy? Sting/Lucy? Rogue/Lucy? ZEREF/LUCY?!! Why am I paired with so many boys?!"
"I'd never say something like that!"
"Jellal/Erza? Natsu/Erza? Gray/Erza? Lucy/Erza? MIRAJANE/ERZA?!?! WHO'S WRITING THIS STORIES?! I'm going to kill you!"
"This is for losers!"
"This is awesome! I can feel the love!"
"JUVIA AND GRAY-SAMA ARE GETTING MARRIED! SO ROMANTIC!"
"WHAT EXACTLY DID I JUST READ!?"
"Erza a-and I..."
"EW! WHY IS THAT BASTARD GRAY TOUCHING MY PRECIOUS JUVIA-CHAN?!"
"Elfman and I don't have that kind of relationship!"
"Falling in love is not manly!"
"This is so well-written! Why did it end so fast? I want more!"
"This isn't half-bad!"
"I'm too young to read this!"
Freed "Actually, I really am."
"Natsu and Lucy are dating and I'M TRYING TO STEAL NATSU FROM LUCY?! I'm not like that! I came to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now!"
source : ladymoonstache