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KPOP Parents Connections
Jaebum: Welcome to our first K-Idol Parent’s Nite! This will be a weekly meeting where we can talk kids and give each other advice.
Rap Monster: Right now all of our kids are going through a lot. Jimin is possessed, V fell in love with a dog, Kookie won’t stop crying, Suga thinks he’s Mozart and J-hope is addicted to pills and Snickers so it would be helpful to talk about our struggles in dealing with this.
Jin: And I’m actually not even sure if my children and husband are real, or if all of this is in my imagination.
Kihyun: *to Shownu* Why are we here again?
Jinyoung: *to Jaebum* I didn’t let you drag me out here so that you could play Dr. Phil.
Jaebum: Hey everyone calm down. NamJin is just sharing their lives with us. This is a safe place. Jin I promise you, your family is very real.
Jin: But the pict–
Jaebum: Next! How about Seungcheol and Jeonghan. How are you guys doing?
Seungcheol: Pretty well. Right now we’re not promoting much and just taking a br–
Jeonghan: Why do I have to be the “wife”???? Is it because I use to have long hair in the past?! I never asked to raise these kids!!
Seungcheol: *tries to calm him* Honey not in front of the others.
Jeonghan: HONEY?!! call me honey again and I’ll shove a beehive down your throat the next time you scream at some lame fireworks.
Kihyun: *to Shownu* Again…. why are we here?
Jaebum: Jeonghan it’s okay. None of us get a say in being a parent bu-
Shownu: I did
Jaebum: Okay besides Shownu, but it is an amazing experience with life long rewards.
Jinyoung and I are very proud of the way we raised our children.
Suho: *enters with shades on and sits in the back*
Jaebum: Suho! I’m so happy you came! I knew this might be a little awkward as a single parent but hopefully we can be a help to yo–
Kris: *suddenly enters* Here!
Suho: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THAT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO COME??
Kris: I was bored and feeling nostalgic. SO SUE ME FOR FINALLY TRYING TO BE A GOOD DAD!
Jaebum: Um guys..
Suho: GOOD DAD?? GOOD DAD?? YOU WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT A GOOD DAD WAS IF IT BOUGHT YOU ALL THE TIES ON FATHER’S DAY AND CHOKED YOU WITH THEM!
Kihyun: *to Shownu* Never mind I see why we’re here now.
Kris: PLEASE YOU’RE JUST MAD THAT I MOVED ON WITH MY LIFE AND MADE A NAME FOR MYSELF!
Jaebum: Guys please!
Rap Monster: I thought this was suppose to be fun.
Jin: I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF ANYTHING I BELIEVE IS REAL!
Seungcheol: Do you wanna go home?
Jeonghan: I’ll drive *both leave*
Suho: I GAVE YOU MY ALL AND YOU THREW IT IN MY FACE!!
Jaebum: We’re just going to reschedule for another time when we all are much calme–
Kris: PLEASE YOU COULDN’T EVEN MAKE ME AN EGG OMELETTE FOR BREAKFAST!!
Jinyoung: That is a deal breaker
Suho: I’M LEAVING DON’T FOLLOW ME AND DON’T CALL ME EITHER! *writes phone number down on scrap of paper. Places it on seat and leaves*
Kris: BELIEVE ME I WON’T! *picks up scrap of paper puts number in phone and leaves too*
Jinyoung: Please tell me that you won’t invite them to the next meeting.
Jaebum: I’m never inviting those two basket cases anywhere ever again!
Kihyun: Yeah so we’ll be leaving too, um where are the snacks that were promised?
Jinyoung: Here *gives cookies*
Kihyun: These look like they were made over the ashes of a burning plane
Kihyun: *throws cookie* What a pointless day *leaves with Shownu*
Rap Monster: I guess we’ll leave too. The kids are a little too unstable to be unsupervised right now.
Jin: And I’ve been hearing voices of dead people for the last 20 minutes….Good night! *both leave*
Jinyoung: I want a divorce.
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