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Mom Texts 35-Year-Old Man Instead of Daughter, Things Get Nuts

Poor Jess and Brad 😂

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I saw this on Facebook. This bitch woman simultaneously pisses me off and makes my day with her ignorant arrogance. Reminds me of my own mom...
Bitchy, making others do her work for her, not taking any responsibility for her own actions. It could be any woman, haha.
INTERNET GOLD!!!!!!
That's exactly how I would handle it. I mean I would try to tell them. And for the record message​, texts, written word."CAN NOT SOUND SINCERE, IT CAN BE IGNORED, MISUNDERSTOOD, READ WRONG, TYPED INCORRECTLY, TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT!" been there, sent a message, person on the other end totally thought I was being flirty, I was not, was being protective, like i am with my daughter. It was crazy, so the point, make sure you type exactly what you mean.
(1:41 pm) BURN!!!
Well that escalated not-so-quickly. 😨😂🤣
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