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Don't Mess With The Royal Family

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Queen Elizabeth Memes That Tell Her Life Story
1. When you're in charge... You know who you are. They know who you are. You've got the power and you're surrounded by your typical commoner. They are just not as royally fit to rule anything from a group project to an entire country. They don't believe that Beyoncé is American Royalty and it's almost as appalling as the moment you realized that your peers felt like there was someone else who would be a better fit for the position of Meme Queen. 2. Facing utter disappointment.... Yeah, England was super chill back in the day. Now you've got all of these weird commonwealths that are super friendly to the world but there's nothing too cool about them. Obviously Canada and Australia are fan favorites. But at the end of the day, you've lost the United States and all you can think about is how awesome it would have been to make Scott Disick an official lord, Kim Kardashian the princess of American and Kanye her royal God. 3. When you're correcting someone ignorant.... Um, excuse me, do you know who you're talking to? It's THE Queen of England. HELLO?! Ring a bell. Yes I thought so. You could at least curtsy, I don't have all day for these commoner folks. If I raise my eyebrows and slightly smile, they still believe that I'm being friendly and in good spirits. Too bad their assumptions are wrong. 5. When people are trying to dethrone you... At the end of the day, you're still the Queen of England. You're the most powerful royal in the world and you have the most lovely collection of pastel hats and modest women's suits. You do lots of smiling while graciously wearing pearls. And you don't really care if anyone doesn't like you because as far as the media knows, everyone loves the Queen in England. And the Americans? They're obsessed. 5. Now this is what I call confidence... Calling a Hunger Games type event to take place if anyone wants to cross me. If you can't win them over with your glowing personality, you can always behead them. Bringing that whole medieval vibe back to the forefront of "never happening scenarios". 6. Feelin' yourself... I got my broach, pearls, red coat, rouge, a red hat, and glasses that are too fly. Just because you're old doesn't mean that you can't work your look. 7. When you need a bar of gold just to get by... Even Royalty needs a few extra bucks for those late night Starbucks runs. You wonder why Americans buy so much coffee when tea is the most proper choice, obviously. You have vaults full of gold but in reality, you're hoping you can find a good paper weight. But some days you just want to take one, partly to flaunt it, and partly to guarantee that your new iPhone 6 will arrive well before the general public gets their hands on one. 8. But then you remember you're the Queen of England... Smile and wave to your HATERS.
The New Royal Family Picture Is Adorable
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are so photogenic. Perfect for a Christmas card! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge along with Prince George and Princess Charlotte all posed for a family picture taken by royal photographer Chris Jelf. The royal family will be sending this picture out as their family holiday card and it looks so normal! The Kensington Palace released the photo on Instagram captioning the photo, "A new family photo – Merry Christmas from The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince George and Princess Charlotte". The Palace also released a formal statement on behalf of the family, "The Duke and Duchess are hugely appreciative of all the warm messages they have received about their family this year and are very much looking forward to their first Christmas as a family of four." Duchess Kate Middleton and Prince William have been very good about keeping their followers connected to their lives. They post photos of their family, especially the children. For the Royal Family, it's a slight oddity that there is so much transparency but many believe the reason behind it is because the Duchess was a commoner prior to her marriage to Prince William. She's known a very ordinary and public lifestyle so going into the private sphere has probably created new influences of having the royal family members stay more open. Rumors swirl every once in awhile that the Duchess and Queen Elizabeth don't always see eye to eye on policy but many people think the Duchess is bringing a refreshing influence to the monarchy. What do you think of the new family photo?
Disney Princesses With Short Hair
Elsa and Anna Cut it off, cut it off, can't put my hair in a braid anymoreeeeeee...(yes you should be singing this to the Let It Go tune). Elsa thought she would try something new since she froze her entire kingdom and Anna being the good sister she is, thought she would do the same. Olaf said that it's the perfect for SUMMER. Snow White It was a wig the whole time. Snow White liked to change up her style every once in a while and she's currently looking for a new wig to impress the seven dwarfs. Personally, I like Snow White with a short buzz cut because it lets her spice up her wardrobe. Rapunzel Rapunzel, Rapuzel, you can't let down your hair. As you can see in the picture, Rapunzel just donated her hair to Camelot's Lock's of Love. All of the commoners and royalty of the kingdom donate their hair once every few years. She's crying because she became very attached to her hair but her mother is SO PROUD she donated. Tiana It's very flapper-esque reminiscing of the 1920's. Since everyone seems to want a bob, Tiana went for a more traditional short cut with a swirl. She's beautiful as ever dancing to the jazzy blues in New Orleans. You go girl. Cinderella She realized a pixie cut would be more practical while doing chores. Cinderella had much shorter hair before she grew it out as we see in the movie. But did you notice how the fairy god mother gave Cinderella a bun to impress the prince? Short hair, sophisticated, and beautiful, yet all we pay attention to is the glass slipper. Ariel Ariel was getting really tired of getting seaweed stuck in her hair. Flounder told her that she should just trim it up so that she looked more human. Prince Eric loved her new hair, and as you can see, Ariel is trying to play modest because she is not one to brag. Look at her hair, isn't it neat? Jasmine A WHOLE NEW CUT, with new hair styles by genie... singing again. It's got that perfect Arabian look with low maintenance. And when living in a desert, you don't want hair to be too long because it's just too hot outside. I love Jasmine with short locks.
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