Once, twice, three times a lady. But four times with a teddy bear? Charles Marshall of Cincinnati is accused of having sex with a teddy bear for the fourth time in the past two years, according to the Smoking Gun. Marshall was arrested Wednesday after employees at a health clinic saw him masturbating with a teddy bear in an alley, according to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun. Marshall has three previous convictions for either public indecency or disorderly conduct with a teddy bear. Seriously, WTF?????