"Of all the guys named Joique - he has had the best, most productive day in the NFL" - Joe Buck
"The Lion's turnover ratio is low because the offense is turning over the ball and the defense isn't causing turnovers." - Troy Aikman
"I don't know what's happening, but I recommend the Browns cut Brandon Weeden tomorrow" -Shannon Sharpe
"Cam licks his fingers and puts them in the ready position." -Mick Mixon
"Don't go for it, get the field goal" (Before the play)....."If I had Cam Newton I would go for it too." (After the play) -Tim Ryan
"That wasn't a pocket—it was a whole pair of pants.... Tom only threw this [pass] because he was bored." - Greg Gumbel
"They couldn't have screwed this up any more!"
"He speaks with his eye balls!" -Gruden (on Russell Wilson)