December 15, 201310,000+ Views

6 Ridiculous Surfer iPhone Autocorrects

Ever been unsuccessfully corrected by the little brain in your smartphone when texting? You’re not alone. Here is an assortment of ridiculous, surfy autocorrects. Some are explicit. Because iPhones are dirty.

Follow my collections for a good time.

4 Likes

1 Share

3 Comments

Suggested

Recent

^i doubt that was a mistake

December 16, 2013

Like

hahahah can't wait to wax my butthole tomorrow morning

December 16, 2013

Like

don't dong tit like last time though

December 15, 2013

Like

Cards you may also be interested in

Is the Google Pixel 5 worth buying?

Is the Google Pixel 5 worth buying? Check its full specification and users review before buying. Visit: https://smartphonecrunch.com/google-pixel-5-review/

Top Mobile App Ideas for Restaurant and Food Businesses

Are you looking for best app ideas for your food and restaurant business? Here's the top food app ideas that will help to make your startup successful. http://bit.ly/2NxvWhS

Society is divided up between two categories. There's the 97% and the 3%. The 97% are the average people. They work 9-5 jobs, focused too much on their education, don't think outside the box, and simply quit on themselves and their goals (if they had any significantly big ones). Yes, some people chose to be a part of that percentile and that's ok because it's their choice. They wanted it to be easy. But for those who complain about it have no right to. They may be thinking "I work 8 hours a day. I deserve better and should be living a better life." In reality they don't. They knew what they were getting themselves into and what the rest of their life would be like. They have made their choice a have given up on what could have been, for them, a life full of rewards and luxury. They decide to see the obvious instead of what's further ahead, and when they see the obvious, they hurt themselves more by looking at it through one perspective. These are the people who have simply said "I will do my part in society no matter the cost." Education plays a huge factor in your destiny. Some dream jobs do require an advanced education. When this is present, education is ok to take part in for it is needed to achieve a dream. For jobs that don't require education, you simply are spending $100,000 to people who will never know your name. The 3% of people in society are the people who put themselves away from society. They're the entrepreneurs in this world, the people loaded with confidence, they ignore what people say, etc. These people realized they have so much potential in their life and they take the opportunity even when it's not present. To be where they are they took the risks and sacrifices and understood what outcomes could come. Every penny they've ever made was put into what they believed in even if it was a dream or goal so big it scared them. Fear is not present in these people. They realized the only thing that could really stop them was fear therefore they learned to overcome it. No matter the criticism they received, negative comments they've been told, or even simply being told "you can't do it." 24 hours was not enough for them to get what they needed done so they would put in a full 24 hours of work. Now, depending on who they are and their stories, they could have had an easy start or challenging one. Some entrepreneurs were lucky enough to have a family member who already started the business or gave a startup of $1,000,000. But some start with nothing but a dollar and a vision. One feels much more rewarding than the other and causes them to have a bigger appreciation for what they have and have done. The 3% are always hungry no matter what they have. They will not stop until they have what they want. There are many quotes for these people but the quote posted best describes them. So now that you know a little about the two sides of society, which one will you choose? Are you happy with where you stand? Or do you want better? It's never too late to change or start. All it takes is confidence, hard work, and a drive strong enough that you constantly think "I can't quit now." Keep pushing towards what you want and stop at nothing. Have a good day guys, Kyler

토스 증권 이용 후기 - 진짜 잘 만든 주식 어플

https://osb114.com/417

https://www.healfit-shop.fr/collections/rouleaux-de-massage-sport-fitness

Love It Or Hate It: Are You INSANE Enough To Bungee Jump?

Welcome to the Funny Community game, Love It Or Hate It! This game is really similar to Monday's 'No Good or So Good' food game - except this one deals a lot more with non-food things. Every week, I highlight a different thing that a lot of people either really love or really hate and see how our community feels overall! This week, I want to know: Would you ever try bungee jumping? Some people have bungee jumping high on their bucket lists. The rest of us think those people are just kind of crazy. But do you have the guts to fling yourself off a bridge - with only a cord to keep you safe? Is bungee jumping something you'd LOVE or absolutely HATE?

Diver and Whaleshark

Love It Or Hate It: Would You Ever Skydive?

Welcome to the Funny Community game, Love It Or Hate It! This game is really similar to Monday's 'No Good or So Good' food game - except this one deals a lot more with non-food things. Every week, I highlight a different thing that a lot of people either really love or really hate and see how our community feels overall! Last week, I asked you how you felt about EDM! Out of the 48 who gave your opinion, 25 of you said EDM is just 'meh'. Soooo... EDM has been voted to be NO GOOD!!!!! This week, I want to know: How do you feel about skydiving? Some of us can totally keep our chill when it comes to heights. Others - like Miley Cyrus, here - can definitely not. Which category do you, uh, 'fall' into? Is skydiving something you'd LOVE or absolutely HATE to do? @Inaritricx @Taijiotter @AimeeH @XergaB20 @JustinaNguyen @RainaC3 @bnrenchilada @destiny1419 @arnelli @Luci546 @Ash2424701 @GingerMJones @zwdodds @LenaBlackRose @misssukyi @TerraToyaSi @kneelb4zod @BrookeStam @RachelParker @JaxomB @ultraninja10 @reyestiny93 @MattK95 @MajahnNelson @petname83 @BluBear07 @melifluosmelodi @ZoilaObregon @GossamoKewen95 @TracyLynnn @TiffanyWallace @VixenViVi @DenieceSuit @ButterflyBlu @CelinaGonzalez @MaighdlinS @maddiemoozer @VeronicaArtino @iixel @TomHawthorne @DominiqueThomas @ElizabethT @RiggaFoster @AluSparklez @kvnguyen @chris98vamg @WiviDemol @animechild51 @2Distracted @cthulu @jazziejazz @JessicaChaney @shantalcamara @J1mbleJ4mz @Beeplzzz @carmaa10 @MayraYanez @Kamiamon @HeatherWright @MischiefK1ng @SeoInHan @ShonA @KennyMcCormick @MooshieBay @IMNII @Ikpoper @humairaa @merryjayne13 @zoemvillarreal @lilleonz @ChristinaOMalle @AllieGrabowski @baileykayleen @KarleyFrance @Ticasensei @EasternShell @musicundefined9 @peahyr @TerrecaRiley @MoisEsGaray @atmi @AlidaGarman @sanRico @orenshani7 @jannatd93 @ReadAnimateSwim @Astrohelix @dimplequeen @ChildofSparda13 @grapetoes2000 @sarahpjane @LittleHorn @justinasarmento @deilig @GalaxyTacoCat @amobigbang @LAVONYORK @Jason41 @kpopdeluxegirl @BlackDragon88 @Bobs @paularasnick @Animaniafreak @YumiMiyazaki @Patmanmeow @MarvelTrashcan @kawaiiporpoise @Xiuyeolhyun @MaggieHolm @xDaisyDaysx @yaakattackk @Starbell808 @KyleBerke @fatimajj23 @GabrielMarques @Alletaire @kkimberlyy @Priscillasdoor @chrisg3584 @brandontearss @bradleygialamas @justme29 @buddyesd @changoleon @Sara3 @felicityautumn @ssora @MorghanPorter @IzamarPalomo @realjoy @Heartofgold35 @mscocoasupreme @MyFunkySpell @ChakiahWallace @Krystalstar22 @KarlythePanda66 @JoeyNelson @TonyLepera @dianes6711 @Aripendragon @MichelleHolly @AviannaLin @seouls @AustinThurston @Sammyjuicoooo @divanicola05 @RavenQueen0810 @captpeter @Kourtland @Tsukasakrdcd @MistyTaylorByrd @MariPili @TylerCassalata @SarahRegulski @Melodicballoon @heyitskat @KellerBertrand @jiggzy19 @gogglesghost @BanalataBera @JayAi @mpandy @Gibbous1992 @Kody18 @ctsr1 @iamaweirdoo @Jasminep96 @CynthiaForeman @MzDawson31508 @MundaneGirl @DeniseNishikawa @lvplus2 @YourConscience @Bose @wrightally15 @jla23 @tiffany1922 @bettytolliver @Pocahontas41 @Dojjin @MelissaGarza @donmarques6 @VanessaAcosta @HollasiS @karlkahambwe @LexTrilly @HikariAkuhei @xander1981 @LinnyOk @colvitt @Isolate @Birdy915 @Nerdydemigod @na11 @CristalTrujillo @camilletoomer @selfishmachines

짜릿한 스노보드 기술

사막에서 즐기는 익스트림 스포츠

hi everyone I'm new here and I hope I can make new friends with the same interest and I'm in love with gtrs and supras

짜릿한 도전

Wave - Friend Finder App Download

Make new Snap Friends with Wave. If you want to request someone's profile swipe right, or swipe left if you are not interested. Wave Features: - Connect with new people on your favorite social media apps - Let other people discover you on your favorite social media apps - Make new friends from around the world Go make new friiends today! https://appsdownloads.co/1506820334/wave-friend-finder

Surfing Laniakea, Oahu

Oahu’s North Shore is home to some of the world’s biggest waves, and Laniakea may be the best point break on the coastline. Located about 2 1/2 miles past Haleiwa, Laniakea is the first surf break you see along the Kamehameha highway. Strong currents and the nearly exposed reef bottom at low tide make the spot dicey at times. Laniakea is also renowned for the sea turtles that call it home, and the area draws about as many turtle watchers as surfers. It holds up in everything from waist-high to tripple-overhead conditions. The current can be very strong here so prepare to paddle constantly just to stay in the lineup. (video!)

#제로, 2월22일 월요일

0 '다른 누군가'가 되어 사랑받기보다 '있는 그대로의 나'로 미움받는 것이 낫다. #커트 코베인, 뮤지션 : '그대로의 나'는 누구인지 부터 생각 해 봅니다. 1 #국제모유수유, 전문가들이 좋아하는 연예인? http://naver.me/xdIm1FOg 안영미는 "국제모유수유 전문가분들이 나를 정말 좋아한다. 마시지 체조가 있다며. 트레이드마크인 가슴춤을 MC들에게 전파했다. 탁재훈, 장동민, 김동현은 안영미의 시범에 동작을 따라했다. "몇 시에 방송되는 프로그램이냐"며 수위를 넘나드는 아슬아슬한 토크를 걱정했다. 탁재훈은 모두에게 "방송이 나가면 열흘 동안 숨어있어라. 당분간 어디 돌아다니지 마라"면서 촬영을 끝냈다. : 네 맞습니다. '어머어머! 웬일이니?' '이젠 이채널' 2 #게임 자동조준 핵, 악성 프로그램 아니라고 판결 http://naver.me/5VefPrEi 서바이벌 온라인 슈팅 게임의 공정성! ‘자동 조준 핵 프로그램’이 악성 프로그램에 해당하는지를 두고 1심과 2심 재판부의 판단이 달랐다. 1심은 핵 프로그램을 게임 운용을 해치는 악성 프로그램으로 보고 “사회적 폐해가 매우 크다”며 실형을 선고했다. 하지만 2심은 정보통신망법상 악성 프로그램에 해당한다고 단정하기 어렵다고 봤다. : 법 대로 생각하기 어려운 경우가 꽤 있습니다. 3 #상상 속 용궁? KBS 궁색한 거짓말 '일본성' 원본! http://naver.me/xzcVaZP0 KBS가 설 특집으로 방영한 퓨전 국악 프로그램 ‘조선팝 어게인’의 ‘왜색 논란’에 대한 제작진의 해명이 거짓이라는 의혹이 제기됐다. 무대 배경에 등장한 일본풍 건축물에 대해 “일본성을 복제한 것이 아니다”라는 해명과 배치되는 '원본 이미지'가 발견되면서다. 왜색 시비에 휩싸인 ‘조선팝 어게인’은 방영 취지가 국악과 다양한 장르의 음악을 접목한 이른바 ‘조선팝’을 통해 전 세계에 한국의 얼을 보여주겠다는 것이어서 논란의 파장은 더 컸다. : 솔직함이 필요한 순간은 의외로 자주 옵니다. 4 #방송 '테스트베드' 된 웹 예능, 레거시의 미래는? http://naver.me/xmrNwcwr 웹 콘텐츠가 방송의 파일럿 프로그램 자리를 대신한다. 누적 조회수 555만회를 기록한 윤두준의 먹방 콘텐츠 '배부른 소리'가 엠넷에 정규 편성됐다. 가수 이찬원과 김희재가 진행하는 '플레희리스또'까지 TV조선에서 방영된다. 레거시 미디어인 TV와 온라인의 경계가 완전히 허물어진 것이 그 배경이다. 일부에선 콘텐츠의 주도권이 TV에서 온라인 플랫폼으로 넘어갔다는 목소리다. 일각에서는 이런 흐름이 레거시 미디어의 붕괴를 촉진한다는 지적이다. 방송사 입장에서는 웹 공간을 실험장으로 사용하지만 반복되다 보면 시청자 입장에서는 TV를 통해 콘텐츠를 소비해야 할 이유가 사라진다. 평론가는 "이미 웹이라는 공간의 어법이 기본 질서가 되어버렸기 때문에 방송사는 콘텐츠를 직접 생산할 것인지 아니면 편성만 하는 기관으로 역할을 할지를 정해야 하는 갈림길에 선 셈"이라고 말했다. : 관상가양반, 거 말이 너무 심한거 아니오? 5 #디지털 위안화, 비트코인과 다른점 http://naver.me/GC2kGc2L 1. 디지털 위안화는 국가가 보증하는 법정화폐이기 때문에 디지털 위안화를 받을 수 있는 조건을 갖춘 곳은 디지털 위안화 결제를 거부할 수 없다. 2. 인터넷 연결이 안 돼도 오프라인 결제가 된다. 3. 디지털 위안화는 익명성이 보장되지 않는다. : CBDC와 암호화폐를 비교하는게 그렇지만 그래도. 6 #"라이브커머스 확대" 서울시, 'ON서울 마켓' 시즌2 http://naver.me/F0Kprii6 서울시가 온라인 판로지원 마켓인 'ON서울 마켓' 시즌2를 이달부터 진행한다. 우수 중소기업 제품의 온라인 중심 소비판로를 확대하고, 소비 촉진으로 이어지도록 지원하겠다는 취지다. 국내 유명 온라인 쇼핑몰 6개사(네이버, G마켓, 옥션, 티몬, 위메프, 인터파크)와 연계해 중소기업 1만개 참여(누적), 서울어워드 상품 2만개의 판로지원에도 나선다. : 100일간의 온라인 마켓, 시즌1의 성과는... 7 #8번 망하고 9번째 내놓은 토스, 핀테크의 비밀은? http://naver.me/GPr62Zy9 토스의 사무실. 이승건 대표가 어떤 프로젝트를 이끌어 나가겠다고 설명한다. 구성원들은 손을 들고 '잘 납득되지 않는다'며 정면으로 반박한다. '똑똑한 마케팅'이다. '우리가 어떤 조직을 지향한다'를 보여주는 가장 효과적인 방법이 바로 일하는 모습을 바로 보여주는 것이다. 기존에 금융권과 정반대의 모습을 보여주는 것만으로 '우리는 혁신이다'는 느낌을 준다는 토스의 다큐멘터리. 링크. https://youtu.be/AuMyGHuxvOM : 토스로 '토스' 할 수 밖에 없는 이유. 8 #노르웨이가 진짜 1위! http://naver.me/FhApGCpp 노르웨이는 플러그인 전기 자동차가 75% 1등이다.아이슬란드, 스웨덴, 핀란드도 상위 5 위 안에 들었다. 북유럽 국가에서 전기 자동차가 빠르게 보급되고 있음을 보여준다. 그렇다면 왜 노르웨이에서 전기 자동차의 보급이 빠를까? 면세, 통행료 면제 및 기타 인센티브 등의 정책이다. 노르웨이는 전기 자동차 구매를 효과적으로 지원하고 있다. 그리고 노르웨이가 부국이라는 점이다. : 우물쭈물 하다가 그럴 줄 알게 되면 안 돼요. 9 #청소년 25.1%, 가장 많이 이용 '유튜브' 꼽아 http://naver.me/GpJawxWz 스마트학생복이 10대 청소년들을 대상으로 설문조사를 진행했다. 가장 많은 시간을 소비하는 온라인 콘텐츠는 ▲영화, 드라마(35.6%, 497명), ▲음악 스트리밍(21%, 294명), ▲커뮤니티 이용(17.5%, 244명), ▲1인 인터넷 방송(9.4%, 131명), ▲학업 등 교육 관련 콘텐츠(6.6%, 92명), ▲웹툰(5.4%, 76명), ▲뉴스(3.1%, 44명), ▲스포츠(1.4%, 19명)라고 대답했다. 가장 많이 이용하는 온라인 콘텐츠 플랫폼은 무엇인지는 ▲유튜브(25.1%, 350명), ▲넷플릭스(24.6%, 343명), ▲인스타그램(17.5%, 244명), ▲페이스북(11.2%, 157명), ▲음악 스트리밍 서비스(9.8%, 137명), ▲온라인 커뮤니티(7.4%, 104명), ▲트위터(2.6%, 37명), ▲틱톡(1.8%, 25명)으로 응답했다. : (지석진 아저씨 나오는) 틱톡이라 의외이진 않네요. 10 #브런치까지 계정 하나로.카카오 생태계 통합 가속 http://naver.me/GeW866bs 카카오가 다음, 멜론에 이어 브런치까지 로그인 서비스를 카카오 계정으로 통합하면서 계정 생태계 통합에 집중하는 모습이다. 글쓰기 플랫폼 브런치가 오는 3월부터 카카오톡 계정으로만 로그인 할 수 있게 된다. 브런치는 그동안 제공했던 페이스북, 트위터 계정 연동 로그인 기능을 종료하고 카카오 계정으로만 로그인을 할 수 있도록 개편한다. : 그래도 돼니, 그렇게 하시겠다. 하시니. 무어라... 11 #이통사 '구독형' 서비스, '황금알 낳는 거위'될까? http://naver.me/5B1SnU2l 통신사의 구독형 서비스 도입 배경은 '락인 효과'다. 구독 서비스를 통해 자사 플랫폼에 이용자를 계속 묶어두는 것이다. 고정적으로 자사 멤버십 서비스를 구독하는 이용자들이 늘어나면 그만큼 안정적인 수익으로 이어지기 때문이다. '자사 고객 한정'이라는 조건을 없앤 점이 눈에 띈다. 특정 통신사 상관없이 가입할 수 있도록 '개방형'으로 운영하고 있는 것이다. 통신3사의 유무선, IPTV 결합상품에 대한 해지율은 1% 미만이다. : 하지만 '하던 대로 하겠다'는 구독이라면... 12 #한국보다 집값 비싼 파리에서 집 걱정이 없는 이유 http://naver.me/xFpjor2w 프랑스의 대도시는 우리나라보다 훨씬 집값이 비싸다. 하지만 우리나라처럼 ‘전세 난민,’ ‘영끌’과 같은 신조어가 만들어질 만큼 주거 환경이 불안정하지는 않다. 이는 질 좋고 저렴한 임대주택이 충분히 있고, 지금 이 순간에도 지어지고 있기 때문이다. 프랑스에는 국민의 약 70% 정도가 ‘사회주택’이라는 임대주택에 들어가 살 수 있는데, 이 덕분에 서민이라도 매번 이사하거나 오른 임차료를 감당하지 못해 쩔쩔매는 상황은 일어나지 않는다. :'정부가 집값을 안 잡는 이유'라는 책을 읽었습니다. #힘!

Surfers with GoPros: Anthony Walsh

Australian surfer Anthony Walsh is catching waves in Indonesia with his GoPro. Check the end of his ride at 2:30. As for 2014, Walsh plans "on getting nuts with my GoPro and doing a lot of trips just to shoot GoPro both video and photos. I got some new angles I have been working on and some spots I want to go to, its going to be another fun year!" Thanks to my buddy who sent this to me!

Diving With Whales in Tonga

I am not a fantastic swimmer, and things significantly larger than me scare me a little (okay, a lot) so I'm not sure if this would be on MY bucket list. I wish I was brave enough...maybe someday. Would you guys dive with whales?

Finding Yoga and Surfing - Your Own Tomorrow

Michael Fukumura went from being a government lawyer in Washington, D.C. to a yoga instructor and surfing fanatic in San Diego. This is his story.

Carbon Wheels Clincher

Carbon Wheels Clincher Bike wheels of quality can change the wheels from sluggish and laborious to effortless and thrilling. The road wheelsets come in different forms like a clincher, tubular and tubeless with matching tires. There are clincher and tubeless wheelsets. A clincher in any wheel that is suitable with non-tubular tires. The word clincher gets its origin from the tires as they clinch to the rim of the wheel along with a bead of hard rubber. Generally, bicycle rims are clincher rims to be used with clincher tires. These tires possess a wire or fiber bead that interlocks with flanges in the rim. A segregated airtight inner tube confined by the rim supports the tire carcass and manages the bead lock. In case the inner part of the rim where the inner tube fits have spokes, holes should be concealed by a rim tape or strip which is made from rubber, cloth, or tough plastic. This safeguards the inner tube. Carbon wheels are both carbon fiber and aluminum. History In 1998 Lew Composites brought into being the first full-carbon clincher rim. Company owner Paul Lew an enthusiastic triathlete desired the same properties of weight savings and aerodynamics that a carbon tubular could offer but through ease and versatility of a clincher. Carbon Wheels Clincher has only a decade ago made the presence felt in the market. The new and old brands have entered the market offering rim depth, weights, and prices. The rim variants now come with a clincher, tubular and tubeless tires accompanied by rim brakes and disc brakes. Upgrading to carbon clincher wheels Upgrading the wheels is a popular trend among riders. Indeed, high-quality tires can effectively improve bike ride. Upgrading can also lead to a decrease in weight and better dependability. Deep-section rims help you move faster. Most bikers understand that aerodynamic is more important compared to weight. The choice lies between carbon wheels clincher, tubular, or tubeless and corresponding tires. Wheels indeed gain from human touch. Hand constructed wheels are still better than those built totally by machine. Consider the following factors for this. · Deepness-suited to rim-the principle states that deeper the wheel the better it is for aero performance. However, steep climb and yaw angle are variability's that differ to this principle. Another factor of influence is the weight of the rider and the quantum of watts produced when plying on a flat and smooth surface. In case the wheels are very deep for your weight the rider's competence to guide and maneuverability will be affected. · Wideness- wider rim induces a more satisfying ride. Wider rims compute a few millimeters to the width of the tire. Ensure that the dimensions of fork, seat-say and chain stay authorization, so the new wheel and tire collection fits the bike. · Unity-most road bikes are comparatively constant as regards dimensions of most bikes. With coming of disc brakes has supplemented a variety to hub dimensions in the bike industry. Thus, the carbon clincher wheels you decide to buy is compatible with the bike we possess. · Quantum in speeds-generally wheels possess compatible hub cassettes. However, inspect if the wheel you choose fits the cassette body. The quality of the carbon clincher wheel will decide its lasting property and comprehensive quality of the wheelset. The endurance of the rim, hub, and spoke are important factors. Generally, the hubs in carbon clinchers are of superior quality and lasting. The spokes are not costly and replace is easy.

Catching Waves with a Seal

While out surfing, this surfer had a new friend. Ha! I don't know if I'd be laughing like this guy, or terrified that a seal on my board probably means a shark is nearby. It turns out this video was filmed in North England, though, which means that there aren't killer whales around (I think!) so the surfer is probably safe to laugh and enjoy his ride with the little guy!