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I Compiled A List Of The DUMBEST Mortal Kombat Fatalities

To honour the movie that is being filmed, I thought it would be funny to take a look at the reason we all fell in love with the series as a kid.

The newer releases are bit too gruesome, so I will be sticking to the oldies for now.

Kabal's balloon fatality
Mileena's ingesting a whole person fatality
Kano's 'I can now wear your skin as a suit' fatality
Sonya's hot kiss fatality
Jade's window wiper fatality
Raiden's 'i dont got time for this' fatality
Raiden's 2nd 'I just don't got the time for this' fatality
Stryker's bomb fatality
Scorpions version of the 'I just dont got the time for this' fatality and flawless victory all rolled up into 1.

These make me sooo nostalgic for the old game again. I may download a simulator just so I can play the old versions all over again.

Do you guys remember doing these fatalities when you were kids?

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