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Will.i.am - Feeling Myself ft. Miley Cyrus, French Montana & Wiz Khalifa

Cause we be in the club Bottles on deck And god dammit, god dammit I'm feeling myself 'Cause I'mma get it all And I'mma throw it up Like god dammit, god dammit I'm feeling myself
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Check It Out - Nicki Minaj, Will.I.am 안녕하세요 여러분들~ {hello Everyone~} 오늘은 특별한 초대입니다 {Today we have special guests} 이제 미국에서 온 친구들 {The friends from U.S} 윌아이엠하고 니키미나즈 오셨어요! {Here comes Will.I.Am and Nicki Minaj!} 쳇킷 아우트!! {Check it out!!} [Nicki Minaj] Step up in the party like my name was that bitch All these haters mad because I’m so established They know I’m a beast yeah I’m a fucking savage Haters you can kill yourself In my space shuttle and I’m not coming down I’m a stereo and she’s just so monotone Sometimes it's just me and all my bottles, all alone I ain’t coming back this time [Will.I.am] I can’t believe it It’s so amazing This club is heating This party’s blazin’ I can’t believe it, this beat is banging I can’t believe it (I can’t believe it, hey) Hey check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Yeah yeah I’m feeling it now Check it out Check it out Check it out Step up in the party like my name was Mr. T All these hating maggots ain't got nothing on me Honestly I gotta stay as fly as I can be If you Wiki "Willy" you get super O.G. Hunny’s always rest me cause I’m fly fly fly Dummies they can’t touch me cause I’m floating sky high I stay niggerrific you don’t needa ask why You just got to see with your eyes I can’t believe it It’s so amazing This club is heating This party’s blazin’ I can’t believe it, this beat is banging I can’t believe it (I can’t believe it, hey) Hey check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Yeah yeah I’m feeling it now Check it out Check it out Check it out Check this motherfucker out It got me in the club, in the club, just rocking like this oh oh [Nicki Minaj] Da done done The sun done Yep the sun done Came up but we still up in dungeon Da done done Yep in London Competition? Why yes, I would love some How the fuck they getting mad 'cause they run done Mad 'cause I’m getting money in abundance Man I can’t even count all of these hundreds Duffle bag every time I go to suntrust I leave the rest just to collect interest I mean interest, fuck my nemesis Exclamation just for emphasis And I don’t sympathize 'cause you a simple bitch I just pop up on these hoes on some pimple shit And put an iron to your face you old wrinkled bitch (This is mega nigga) [Will.I.Am] Oh, we just had to kill it We on the radio hotter than a skillet We in the club making party people holla Money in the bank means we getting top dollar I’m a big baller You a little smaller Step up to my level need to grow a little taller I’ma shot caller Get up off my collar You are chihuahua I’ma rottweiler [Nicki & WIll.I.Am] I can’t believe itIt’s so amazing This club is heatingThis party’s blazin’ I can’t believe it, this beat is banging I can’t believe it (I can’t believe it, hey) Hey check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Check it out Yeah yeah I’m feeling it now Check it out Check it out Check it out The Boys - Nicki Minaj, Cassie [Nicki Minaj] P-p-p-p-punch line Queen, no boxer though Might pull up in a Porsche, no boxster though Tell a hater, "Yo, don't you got cocks to blow?" Tell 'em Kangaroo Nick, I'll box a hoe Shoulda shoulda said I got 5 in a possible Don't go against Nicki, Impossible I done came through with my wrist on Popsicle Man these hoes couldn't ball with a Testicle Nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga [Cassie] Your lipstick stain Smells like a cheap hotel Diamond watches and a gold chain Can't make my frown turn around The boys always spending all their money on love The boys always spending all their money on love They wanna touch it, taste it, see it, feel it Bone it, own it, Yeah yeah Dollar, dollar, paper chase it, get that money, yeah yeah You get high, fuck a bunch of girls And then cry on top of the world I hope you have the time of your life I hope I don't lose it tonight [Nicki Minaj] Ba-ba-ba-ba bald head pussy got lots of juice Lop-sided on the curb so I block the coupes Watch the deuce Man I'm stingy with my kitty cat diddy Did you ever really love me Stevie? Rrrrrrr Pull up in the Rrrrrrr Wrist on Burrrrr Pussy on Purrrr Rrrrr I don't even brake when I'm backing up I'll swerve on a nigga if he acting up I done pushed more sixes then a play date Get money by the millions, fuck a day rate Nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga [Cassie] Your bossed up swag Got 'em drooling like a new born babe The dollars in they eyes Got 'em blinded by a Masquerade The boys always spending all their money on love The boys always spending all their money on love They wanna touch it, taste it, see it, feel it Bone it, own it, yeah yeah Dollar, dollar, paper chase it, get that money, yeah, yeah You get high, fuck a bunch of girls And then cry on top of the world I hope you have the time of your life I hope I don't lose it tonight [Nicki Minaj] I put you bitches on to them good lace fronts Girls is my sons, carried them for 8 months And yes you're premature Young Money to the Core I might give you a ticket so you can come see the tour Oh that's your new girl? That's that Mid Grade Buck 50 on yo face with the switch blade Or the Razor Yeah, the Razor She my son, yeah But I ain't Raise her Loose me haterI get that Loose leaf paper Them V-Necks be studded out T-Rex be gutted outI told 'em Nicki be chilling them Imma keep hurting they feelings Because you'll never be Jordan You couldn't even be Pippen You couldn't even be tripping You can't afford a vacation I'm out in Haiti with Haitians I go to Asia with Asians You mad dusty, you a lil dusty possum I just come through with the six like my name was Blossom [Cassie] You get high, fuck a bunch of girls And then cry on top of the world I hope you have the time of your life I hope I don't lose it tonight You get high, fuck a bunch of girls And then cry on top of the world I hope you have the time of your life I hope I don't lose it tonight The boys always spending all their money on love The boys always spending all their money on love (Uh huh) (Pretty Gang) The boys always spending all their money on love (Young Money) The boys always spending all their money on love Super Bass - Nicki Minaj This one is for the boys with the booming system Top down, AC with the cooling system When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up Got stacks on deck like he savin' up And he ill, he real, he might got a deal He pop bottles and he got the right kind of bill He cold, he dope, he might sell coke He always in the air, but he never fly coach He a motherfucking trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' hoe I said, excuse me, you're a hell of a guy I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up Boy, you got my heartbeat runnin' away Beating like a drum and it's coming your way Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass? You got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass Yeah, that's the super bass (Boom) [x15] (You got that super bass) Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass He got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass He got that super bass This one is for the boys in the polos Entrepreneur niggas & the moguls He could ball with the crew, he could solo But I think I like him better when he dolo And I think I like him better with the fitted cap on He ain't even gotta try to put the mack on He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look Then the panties comin' off, off, uh Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy you know I really got a thing for American guys I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side, oh Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up Boy, you got my heartbeat runnin' away Beating like a drum and it's coming your way Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass? You got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass Yeah, that's the super bass (Boom) [x15] (You got that super bass) Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass He got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass He got that super bass See I need you in my life for me to stay No, no, no, no, no, I know you'll stay No, no, no, no, no, don't go away (ay-ay) Boy, you got my heartbeat runnin' away Don't you hear that heartbeat comin' your way? Oh, it be like, boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass? Boy, you got my heartbeat runnin' away Beating like a drum and it's coming your way Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass? You got that super bassBoom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass Yeah, that's the super bass (Boom) [x15] (You got that super bass) Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass He got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass He got that super bass Starships - Nicki Minaj RedOneLet’s go to the beach, each Let’s go get a wave They say, what they gonna say? Have a drink, clink, found the Bud Light Bad bitches like me, is hard to come by The Patrón, own, let’s go get it on The zone, own, yes I’m in the zone Is it two, three, leave a good tip I’ma blow all my money and don’t give two shits I’m on the floor, floor I love to dance So give me more, more,‘Til I can’t stand Get on the floor, floorLike it’s your last chance If you want more, moreThen here I am Starships were meant to fly Hands up and touch the sky Can’t stop ‘cause we’re so high Let’s do this one more time (Oh oh, oh oh) Starships were meant to fly Hands up and touch the sky Let’s do this one last time Can't stop... (We’re higher than a motherfucker) [x3] Jump in my hooptie hooptie hoopI own that And I ain’t paying my rent this monthI owe that But fuck who you want, and fuck who you like That's our life, there’s no end in sight Twinkle, twinkle little star Now everybody let me hear you say ray ray ray Now spend all your money cause today's pay day And if you’re a G, you a G, G, G My name is Onika, you can call me Nicki Get on the floor, floorLike it’s your last chance If you want more, more Then here I am Starships were meant to fly Hands up and touch the sky Can’t stop ‘cause we’re so high Let’s do this one more time (Oh oh, oh oh) Starships were meant to fly Hands up and touch the sky Let’s do this one last time Can't stop... (We’re higher than a motherfucker) [x3] Starships were meant to fly Hands up and touch the sky Can’t stop ‘cause we’re so high Let’s do this one more time (Oh oh, oh oh) Starships were meant to fly Hands up and touch the sky Let’s do this one last time Can't stop... (We’re higher than a motherfucker) [x3] Right By My Side - Nicki Minaj (ft. Chris Brown) (Go!) It all comes down to this I miss your morning kiss I won’t lie, I’m feeling it You don’t know, I’m missing it I’m so dumb, I must admit It’s too much to hold it in I can’t say no more than this I just hope your heart hear me now Gotta let you know how I’m feeling You own my heart, he just renting Don’t turn away, pay attention I’m pouring out my heart oh, boy I-I, I’m not living life I’m not living right I’m not living if you’re not by my side Oooh-ohhhI-I, I’m not living life I’m not living right I’m not living if you’re not by my side Oooh-ohhh [Chris Brown] Let's meet at our favourite spot You know the one, right around the block From the nice place, that you love to shop Can you get away? Care to sit down? Let's talk it out One on one, without a crowd I wanna hold your hand Make you laugh again, I need to be near you Gotta let you know how I’m feeling You own my heart, and she just renting Don't turn away, pay attention I’m pouring out my heart girl [Nicki Minaj & Chris Brown] I-I, I’m not living life I’m not living right I’m not living if you’re not by my side Oooh-ohhhI-I, I’m not living life I’m not living right I’m not living if you’re not by my side Oooh-ohhh I can’t eat I-I-I-I I can’t sleep I-I-I What I need I-I-I Is you right by my side I can’t eat I-I-I-I I can’t sleep I-I-I-I What I need I-I-I-I Is you right by my side It ain't your spit game, it’s your dick game That got me walking ’round ready to wear your big chain I only argue wit’ ‘em when the Lakers on Other than that I’m getting my Marc Jacob’s on When my pussy game so cold that he always seem to come back Cause he know that it’d be a wrap When I’m riding it from the back Wait, oh, let me see your phone Cause all them bitches is ratchet And now let me get in my truck Cause all them bitches’ll catch it Wait wait wait, damn there I go again I be trippin’, I be flippin, I be so belligerent Man this shit that we be fighting over so irrelevant I don’t even remember though I was probably hella bent (Let's go) (Yeah) I-I, I’m not living life (I'm not living) I’m not living right I’m not living if you’re not by my side (You're my side) (My side) Oooh-ohhhI-I, I’m not living life (Yeah) I’m not living right (Oooh-ohhh) I’m not living if you’re not by my side I (Oh ohh oh ohh oh) Life (Oh ohh oh ohh oh) Right (Oh ohh oh ohh oh) You’re not by my side I can’t eat I-I-I-I I can’t sleep I-I-I What I need I-I-I Is you right by my side Momment 4 Life - Nicki Minaj (ft. Drake) I fly with the stars in the skies, I am no longer trying to survive, I believe that life is a prize, But to live doesn't mean you're alive, Don't worry bout me and who I fire I get what I desire it's my empire And yes I call the shots I am the umpire I sprinkle holy water upon the vampire In this very moment I'm king This very moment I slay Goliath with a sling, This very moment I bring Put it on everything that I will retire with the ring, And I will retire with the crown, yes! No I'm not lucky I'm blessed, yes! Clap for the heavyweight champ, me! But I couldn't do it all alone, we! Young Money raised me, grew up out in Baisley Southside Jamaica, Queens and it's crazy 'Cause I'm still hood, Hollywood couldn't change me Shout out to my haters, sorry that you couldn't phase me Ain't being cocky we just vindicated, best believe that when were done This moment will be syndicated, I don't know, this night just remind me of Everything that they deprived me of Put ya drinks up, It's a celebration every time we link up We done did everything they can think of Greatness is what we on the brink of I wish that I could have this moment for life, for life, for life 'Cause in this moment I just feel so alive, alive, alive I wish that I could have this moment for life, for life, for life (I could have this moment) (I could have this moment) (I could have this moment) This is my moment I just feel so alive, alive, alive (yeah, yeah, yeah uh) [Drake] What I tell 'em hoes bow bow bow to me, drop down to ya knees Young Money the Mafia that's word to Lil' Cease I'm in The Dominican Big Papi Ortiz Doin' target practice all these bitches just aiming to please Shout out to the C.E.O. five hundred degrees Shout out to the O.V.O wear rings and fatigues, ow! Niggas wanna be friends how coincidental This supposed to be ya'll year we ain't get the memo A young King, pay me in gold Forty got a bunch of weed he ain't even rolled These niggas be droppin' songs they ain't even cold Weezy on top and that nigga ain't even home, yet! Yeah, be very afraid These other rappers getting bodied and carried away Fuck it me and Nicki Nick gettin' married today And now you bitches that be hatin' can catch a bouquet, ooh Yeah, you a star in my eyes, you and all them white girls party of five Are we drinking a lil' more I can hardly decide I can't believe we really made it I'm partly surprised, I swear Damn, this one for the books, man! I swear this shit is as fun as it looks, man! I'm really tryna make it more than what it is, 'Cause everybody dies but not everybody lives, ah! [Nicki] I wish that I could have this moment for life, for life, for life 'Cause in this moment I just feel so alive, alive, alive I wish that I could have this moment for life, for life, for life (I could have this moment) (I could have this moment) (I could have this moment) This is my moment I just feel so alive, alive, alive, for life (I could have this moment) (I could have this moment) (I could have this moment) This is my moment, I waited all my life I can tell its time Drifting away I'm one with the sunsets, I have become alive. I wish that I could have this moment for life, for life, for life 'Cause in this moment I just feel so alive, alive, alive I wish that I could have this moment for life, for life, for life (I could have this moment) (I could have this moment) (I could have this moment) This is my moment I just feel so alive, alive, alive, for life (I could have this moment) (I could have this moment) (I could have this moment) Pound The Alarm - Nicki Minaj Oh, oh, oh, come fill my glass up a little more We 'bout to get up, and burn this floor You know we getting hotter, and hotter Sexy and hotter, let's shut it down (uh) Yo, what I gotta do to show these girls that I own them Some call me nicki, and some call me roman Skeeza, pleeza, I'm in Ibiza (whoa) Giuseppe Zannotti my own sneaker Sexy, sexy that's all I doIf you need a bad bitch Let me call a few Pumps on and them little mini skirts is out I see some good girls, I'm a turn 'em out Ok bottle, sip, bottle, guzzle I'm a bad bitch, no muzzle, what? Bottle, sip, bottle, guzzle I'm a bad bitch, no muzzle, let's go. Music, makes me, high Oh, oh, oh, come fill my glass up a little more We 'bout to get up, and burn this floor You know we getting hotter, and hotter Sexy and hotter, let's shut it down Pound the alarm! Pound the alarm! I wanna do it for the night, night So get me now, and knock this over I wanna do it like you like, like Come get me, baby, we're not getting younger I just want you tonight, night Baby, we won't do it for life, life Oh-ohh Music, makes me, high Oh, oh, oh, come fill my glass up a little more We 'bout to get up, and burn this floor You know we getting hotter, and hotter Sexy and hotter, let's shut it down Pound the alarm! Pound the alarm! The Alarm! The Alarm! The Alarm! The Alarm! Oh, oh, oh, come fill my glass up a little more We 'bout to get up, and burn this floor You know we getting hotter, and hotter Sexy and hotter, let's shut it down Pound the alarm! Pound the alarm! Pound the alarm! Fly - Nicki Minaj (ft. Rihanna) [Rihanna] I came to win, to fight, to conquer, to thrive I came to win, to survive, to prosper, to rise To fly~ To fly~ [Nicki] Uh yo, yo, I wish today it will rain all day Maybe that will kinda make the pain go away Trying to forgive you for abandoning me Praying but I think I'm still an angel away Angel away, yeah strange in a way Maybe that is why I chase strangers away They got their guns out aiming at me But I become Neo when they aiming at me Me, me, me against them Me against enemies, me against friends Somehow they both seem to become one A sea full of sharks and they all smell blood They start coming and I start rising Must be surprising, I'm just surmising I win, thrive, soar, higher, higher, higher, more fire [Rihanna] I came to win, to fight, to conquer, to thrive I came to win, to survive, to prosper, to rise To fly~ To fly~ [Nicki] Uh yo, yo Everybody wanna try to box me in Suffocating every time it locks me in Paintin' they own pictures than they crop me in But I will remain where the top begins 'Cause I am not a word, I am not a line I am not a girl that can ever be defined I am not fly, I am levitation I represent an entire generation I hear the criticism loud and clear That is how I know that the time is near So we become alive in a time of fear And I ain't got no motherfucking time to spare Cry my eyes out for days upon days Such a heavy burden placed upon me But when you go hard your nay's become yay's Yankee Stadium with Jay's and Kanye's [Rihanna] I came to win, to fight, to conquer, to thrive I came to win, to survive, to prosper, to rise To fly~ To fly~ [Nicki] Get ready for it Get ready for it Get ready for it I came to win Get ready for it Get ready for it Get ready for it I came to win Get ready for it Get ready for it Get ready for it I came to win Get ready for it Get ready for it Get ready for it I came to win [Rihanna] I came to win, to fight, to conquer, to thrive I came to win, to survive, to prosper, to rise To fly~ To fly~
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If Celebrities Were Just Ordinary People
1. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West We know Kimye as being somewhat as American royalty. Kanye being an overly confident singer/rapper and Kim Kardashian maintaining her reality show and massive business empire. But in a parallel universe, Mr. West is working at an insurance company while Kim works as a dental assistant. They are your average middle class family living outside of San Diego. They named their child Stacey West and they were unable to have another child due to Kim's infertility. The medical costs would have been far too much to afford to try to have another child. 2. Beyoncé and Jay-Z Beyoncé and Jay-Z are artists making millions of dollars. Bey is Queen B and they are worldly known. The power couple goes on elaborate vacations and discards expensive luxury items because they can. However, in another universe Beyoncé and Jay-Z live in the Bronx. Jay-Z works as a teller at the local Chase Bank while Beyoncé works in Manhattan as a secretary. They have a little girl named Blue which is still a name of contention with the rest of the family. Like who would name their kid a color? 3. Jennifer Aniston One of the hottest and loved middle-aged celebrities out there. Aniston is a legend in Hollywood. However times have come at a rough time for Jennifer Aniston in a parallel universe. She gained far too much weight in college leading to her obesity and she continues to drink like a fiend. Aniston has been charged with illegal usage of prescription drugs. 4. The Kardashian Family They're you're favorite Californian family yet you're still unsure as to why you're so obsessed with them. They have a massive business empire that doesn't show any signs of slowing down. In this parallel universe, the Kardashians now live in Bakersfield. The women are growing older and wrinkled but they still go get their hair and nails done. Kris Kardashian is now a widow and will probably join eharmony soon. She never had Kendall or Kylie because she never remarried. She watches celebrity Caitlyn Jenner on the screen and is very supportive. "Wow," she thinks wondering what it would be like to be famous. 5. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie seem to be the couple that everyone wants to be like. They have amazing lives and an abundance of children. They are both gorgeous and they have everything they've ever wanted. In a parallel universe, Brad and Angelina never got married. They live in Appalachia and are simply friends with benefits. Brad goes to the local bar frequently while Angelina is a help at the post office. Angelina never settled down to have kids because she was diagnosed with breast cancer and she can't afford to get chemo. 6. Britney Spears 90's pop sensation is doing well. She's going through multiple boyfriends, she's got kids, and she's got plenty of shows in Vegas. Spears is still doing well! In a parallel universe, Spears lives in a trailer park 45 minutes outside of Knoxville, TN. She married a man named Bert. Spears though however, got caught this week with marijuana charges and will be in the county jail for two days. 7. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan has been known in recent years to be in and out of rehab, an alcoholic, and a drug addict. She's gone in a downward spiral and is trying to regain the remaining happiness in her life. However luckily in a parallel universe, Lohan is living a typical happy life on the east coast. She lives in a little cottage off the beach. She can wear flip flops everyday and even though she doesn't necessarily have the bikini body like she did as a teenager, she is comfortable in her own skin. And on occasion she'll have a cigarette. 8. Paris Hilton Ohhhh Paris. The original reality star phenomenon is famous for being famous. She doesn't have a talent but she does have a lot of money. In a parallel universe, Paris Hilton is a yuppie trophy wife. Her days of beauty and glamour never necessarily happened, she was just trying to be good enough for her well-off husband. She's still carrying around her yippie dog but instead of a Beverly Hills Mansion, she's got an average beach home in Ft. Lauderdale. Wooden walls give that nautical vibe. 9. Rihanna She seems to always be pushing the envelope and doesn't care if she's seen naked or not. She knows she's a sex symbol even though it's not her goal. Rihanna has award after award given to her and the radio keeps playing her songs. However, in a parallel universe, Rihanna is a realtor in Atlanta, Georgia. When she moved to the United States, she realized Atlanta to be an affordable, cultural, and fulfilling city. It also was home to a strong christian community and she felt very welcomed. And with big homes going for a cheap price in Atlanta suburbs, she has a comfortably steady income. The best part? She'll also be celebrating her 22nd anniversary with her husband this month. 10. Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus is on quite a change of heart in our world. She's trying to change the world in positive ways by creating an LGBT foundation and embracing her sexuality. She's got a new look, provocative music videos, and plenty of cash. But in a parallel universe Miley lives in Texas never able to get out of the lone star state to get to Nashville. She's already finished with high school and has never heard of a Disney show called "Hannah Montana". Her dream was to be a singer but with her father losing his job, it's not realistic.