You playing with a real snake
You: He's harmless, here, just hold him.
Jay: No. No no no no no. OMG get it off! Take it back. It's moving!
You: Just be gentle and I promise he won't try and strike.
Wonjae: Aww, who's a cutie pie. What a sweet little wiggle beast.
You: *Blush* What a wholesome reaction Wonjae.
Loco: Oh my god what are you doing with that thing!
You: That thing is my baby python.
Loco: Get it out!!
You: Oh come on! He has a cute littlr mustache and a top hat.
Loco: Ahhhh! Out!
Ph-1: Get that spawn of satan out of here.
You: How'd you know I named him Satan?
Ph-1: Really Y/N? Only you.
Elo: Wait put it on my foot I want to see if I can balance it.
You: Elo, if you're planning to kick my baby across the room I will hurt you.
Elo: Oh come on, flying snakes are cool.
Simon: Yah! what are you doing with that thing?
You: Isn't he cute I just bought him.
Simon: No! Take it back! Stop! Don't bring it over here!
You: Um.....Hwimin, what are you doing?
Hwimin: I heard you can hypnotize snakes if you stare into their eyes.
You: But....you're staring at his nose.
Gyujeong: Well it's cute and all but don't these things get bigger?
You: I mean it's not gonna get big enough to eat you. Come on Gyujeong I've always wanted a pet snake!
Gyujeong: Why'd I have to date the one girl that likes playing with snakes?
Shall we date Kpop?