A must read for moody teenagers everywhere! Perhaps if you drink enough of this you'll figure out where the ducks go... I love the SloshSpot's description of the drink, enjoy! "Recipe: 3oz Rye Whiskey Splash of water Best served over ice. Garnish with orange. If you want to be as imaginative and as screwed as JD Salinger himself, then it’s best to have a gallon of this on your own. You’ll be too drunk to hold a decent conversation after that. The only person who could understand you after would be… well, you!"