I just finished watching an episode of My Strange Addiction in which a man was "married" to a doll for ten years. That being said, I nearly skipped over this article when I read the title. I had had my fill of human/inanimate object relationships for one day. Turns out, I'm glad I looked it over. First off her Instagram is hilarious, and I just really want to see a reaction from my dear Bradley Cooper. "Danielle Davies is a huge fan of Bradley Cooper. Having known the actor once in school (they did a play together), she's decided to get the actor's attention by taking a cardboard cutout of him everywhere: from the grocery store, to the mall, to a romantic rendezvous at an indoor carousel. (Probably also inside the mall.) Davies has several good reasons for her "project." First, she's going to turn her life with the cutout into a book, obviously, but she's also got some philosophical reasons for what she's doing: 'Why? Because, friends, this is America. So why not?," she explains on her website."The fact is, while most of us don't actually live our lives with movie stars, many of us wish we did," Davies also writes. "If I want a life with Bradley Cooper, well, then...I'll just make one up.'"