TeamWaffles
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It's amazing how many times this cyclist makes a fool of himself in only a few minutes. The fun starts when he yells "F**KING COPS" for no apparent reason at an SPD officer directing traffic, proceeding to hop over the bus island, weaving erratically until passing between the recording cyclist and stopped traffic a few moments later. Quick timeline if you want to skip to the fun parts: 00:10 - "FUCKING COPS" 00:36 - Pedaling that fixie like a madman 01:08 - Look ma, no hands! 01:17 - Let's swerve onto the sidewalk at speed for no reason. 01:45 - Obstruction up ahead, better check before -- yup, guess who. 01:52 - "GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE!" 01:57 - "WATCHU SED, BITCH???" 02:04 - [Incoherent yelling] 02:30 - Guess who's too important for red lights? 02:33 - More incoherent yelling, presumably about my bitch status. 03:02 - Awkward reunion. 03:09 - He realizes cyclist is right behind him. Awkward finger twiddling. 03:23 - Possibly texting his dying grandmother or something. 04:20 - Quick out of the gate, but the guy doesn't seem to have much stamina. Still paying more attention to his phone than to the road.
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RULE no1. if youre going to pass another cyclist ...hold your pace!!!....and also dont be a fixie foo....this guy is giving cyclist a bad name and fixed gear riders an even worse one
I have seen guys like this too. I bet you were in biking gear? He wants to show you how fast he is compared to you.
It IS illegal to cell phone while riding. You should have narc'd him out to the traffic cop.
that guy is the coolest guy I seen. seem like dude is jelly because ge got pretty much owned for 4 min on a fixie while his on a roadbike embarrassing.
Douchebag with a gold nozzle.
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