It's amazing how many times this cyclist makes a fool of himself in only a few minutes. The fun starts when he yells "F**KING COPS" for no apparent reason at an SPD officer directing traffic, proceeding to hop over the bus island, weaving erratically until passing between the recording cyclist and stopped traffic a few moments later.
Quick timeline if you want to skip to the fun parts:
00:10 - "FUCKING COPS"
00:36 - Pedaling that fixie like a madman
01:08 - Look ma, no hands!
01:17 - Let's swerve onto the sidewalk at speed for no reason.
01:45 - Obstruction up ahead, better check before -- yup, guess who.
01:52 - "GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE!"
01:57 - "WATCHU SED, BITCH???"
02:04 - [Incoherent yelling]
02:30 - Guess who's too important for red lights?
02:33 - More incoherent yelling, presumably about my bitch status.
03:02 - Awkward reunion.
03:09 - He realizes cyclist is right behind him. Awkward finger twiddling.
03:23 - Possibly texting his dying grandmother or something.
04:20 - Quick out of the gate, but the guy doesn't seem to have much stamina. Still paying more attention to his phone than to the road.