1. The Notebook Noah wrote Allie an entire years worth of letters, and your crush takes a week to text you "k." 2. The Fault In Our Stars Gus charms himself out of the "friend zone," meanwhile when you try to be charming it's creepy and weird. 3. A Walk To Remember Landon literally *fought* his best friends for Jamie, and you have to fight just to hang with him without his bros. 4. A Cinderella Story Austin literally posted flyers all around campus trying to find his ~mystery~ Cinderella, and the guy you met at a party last night took 9 days to accept your Facebook friend request. 5. Twilight Edward devotes his eternal life to protecting Bella, and your last crush basically ghosted you after two dates. 6. The Hunger Games Peeta is literally ready to DIE for Katniss, and you're still dyin... to find out if your crush knows your name. 7. 10 Things I Hate About You Patrick does an entire singing performance across the football stadium to woo Kat, and the dudes at your school refuse to even define your relationship.