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1. “Now, don’t get me wrong…” = “Please ignore the fact that I’m about to contradict myself to make my point.” 2. “Well, isn’t that something? = “How can you not see that I don’t care?” 3. “This weather’s crazy huh?” = “I prefer awkward chit chat over awkward silence.” 4. “I’m not sure that’s really the best way…” = “Seriously? How can an adult be as stupid as you are and still be alive?” 5. “Sure.” = “No, but it would be more trouble to explain why not than to just go with it.” 6. “He can be a little hard to get along with sometimes.” = “You’re going to hate this guy so much that the idea of him being brutally murdered will genuinely make you happy.” 7. “It’s just not my cup of tea.” = “I hate everything about it and I now hate you for mentioning it.” 8. “I’m not racist but…” = “I’m very racist and will now provide an example of my undeniable racism.” 9. “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.” = “He/she is frighteningly unattractive.” 10. “Everything happens for a reason.” = “There’s no apparent silver lining on this shit cloud that has just rained on you but there’s nothing you can do about it now so let’s move on shall we?
These are priceless XD they started so normal and got hella serious and TRUE especially #8!
Oh man these are SO accurate haha
i like # 10 #8 hahas :D
It's funny because it's true