Once there was a flower who lived on a hill paved with the blood of unicorns and forged by skilled dwarves of long ago. This flower hated his existence, watching the non-rooted fly down his hill so carefree and happy. One day the flower exacted his revenge on a non-suspecting pavement rocketeer by snagging the camera in his hand, dragging him to the ground. The flower laughed mightily. This video captures this epic tale.