At last, a video game for my dear friend @NoctemOUT. I Am Bread is a game from the creators of Surgeon Simulator, and as you could probably guess from the title you play as a slice of bread on an epic quest to become toast. But simply navigating your way one crusted corner at a time from loaf to toaster would be too easy. No, you also have to rack up points in Edibility and Deliciousness by surviving a trek around the house (yes one of the shots in the video is the bread finding its way into the toilet, bleh!) and covering yourself in other foodstuffs to improve your flavor. It sounds utterly ridiculous but probably hilarious.