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NETFLIX 'YOU' season 4 part 1 Honest Review — Joe seems to be careful not to murder anybody else for once.

Story overview: YOU season 4 part 1

The story opens with Professor Jonathan Moore, aka Joe Goldberg, teaching a short story class at a university in London while attempting to create a new, drama-free life after his marriage broke up back in Madre Linda. Joe continues to have a casual stalker connection with Malcolm, a fellow literature professor, and Kate, who is Malcolm's workaholic girlfriend.

Once Malcolm passes away, Joe begins to get mysterious messages from someone who is after him. The wealthy aristocrats start dying off one by one as he tries to solve the puzzle of who the mysterious messenger is among them. Joe is a clear suspect because of his actions, yet he is not the one who committed the killings. Phoebe sends an invitation to the remaining members to visit her family's country home (also known as Hampsbridge

What personally you think about "You season 4 part 1"?

At first glance, Joe really seems to be making progress and is careful not to kill anyone else even once.

I think season 3 gave the creators the confidence to do something big in season 4, with the new general idea that 'hunter is hunted' - Joe Goldberg, who has always been charming and cunning, suddenly attains high morals when he becomes a victim of harassment and must act quickly to find the culprit before he goes to jail.

Despite Penn Badgley's consistently stellar performance, the first half of You season 4 contains some of the worst writing the show has ever seen due to many uninteresting characters and a cyclically repetitive whodunit.

London's young and wealthy aristocracy is the subject of the most ridicule in Season 4 of You.

The depiction of these chic and uninteresting Londoners in their writings is neither insightful nor creative. With Kate playing such an ignorant role for Joe, the season not only loses its gripping grip on bringing the season through its darkest times, but it also loses a bunch of perspective.

Interest in you is often a big part of the charm of the season.

Although Penn Badgley is incomparable and Joe Goldberg is an iconic role, the main character only succeeds when competing with a great female lead, and Kate has failed in that regard.

A particularly gruesome ending also occurs in the first half of Season 4.
Throughout the first five episodes, the story takes such dramatic turns that you'll wonder what Joe will encounter next and what the presence of a new enemy might mean for his future. that. While it's great that the film takes a chance and deviates from its traditional story, the supporting cast, including the villain, is rather lifeless.

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