In the early morning.Mm tries to wake her son up
MOM: -get up, time to go to school !
SON: -Why, mom? I don't want to go.
MOM: -Tell me 2 reasons why you dont want to go to school.
SON: -Well, first of all, the kids hate me, and secondly, the teachers hate me too!
MOM: -What reasons are these not to go to school.Immediately get up and go.
SON: -Ok but then you tell me 2 reasons why shud I go to school although everyone hates me.
MOM: ...-Well, first of all,you are 52 years old, and secondly, you're the headmaster(principal)!
LOL poor headmaster