mpoblete
3 years ago1,000+ Views
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If I ever start a small longboard company, I would call my boards Girlfriend. That way, dudes can be like "I rode my Girlfriend all afternoon." "I'm taking my Girlfriend out tonight." "Oh no! I broke my Girlfriend's nose!" "I was pushing my Girlfriend last night." "I banged up my Girlfriend." Etc., etc.
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My girlfriend wasn't tight enough so I got her the nipples bushing!
3 years ago·Reply
"My boyfriend bought me a girlfriend so we can ride together."
3 years ago·Reply
"Your girlfriend rides like a dream bro"
3 years ago·Reply
"Dude can I ride your girlfriend for a bit"
3 years ago·Reply
I just brought home my third girlfriend and threw them all on my bed so I could just look at them.
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