mpoblete
3 years ago1,000+ Views
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If I ever start a small longboard company, I would call my boards Girlfriend. That way, dudes can be like "I rode my Girlfriend all afternoon." "I'm taking my Girlfriend out tonight." "Oh no! I broke my Girlfriend's nose!" "I was pushing my Girlfriend last night." "I banged up my Girlfriend." Etc., etc.
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hopefully my girlfriend doesn't see my "girlfriend"...
3 years ago·Reply
Listen, y'all need to keep your girlfriends to yourselves! xD
3 years ago·Reply
what's the point of having a girlfriend if you don't let all your friends try?
3 years ago·Reply
My girlfriend is under maintenance
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