i ran over a plum with my board a while back, it exploded. stuck to my deck, stuck into the grip tape, and looked like shit.
plums are a bitch
that's worse, but I haven't seen any bird shit on any sidewalks or streets. But dog shit is everywhere
At least you didn't hit dogshit like my friend, it splattered all over his board and butterballs. And then the next time we went skating, I ran over bird shit without knowing it and it got all over my hands when I picked up my board.