"What?! Its just like kissing"
response: "I do not scrape off your tartar with my tongue"
That is a pretty legit response lol I didn't actually think anyone did this, but if I am wrong please feel free lol
I'm pretty sure the shoes around the house thing is something my mom HATED when I was younger! So much so that when we moved, she made sure we got a house with a breezeway where all shoes had to stay lol