A snowboarder loses control while going down a mountain. Unfortunately the boarder can't stop and continues to slide down the mountain side directly at what looks like the only other person on the mountain...lol.
Of course the snowboarder hits the skier. The two become interlocked at start sliding down the mountain. This goes on for an extreme awkward amount of time. Once the come to a stop the skier says, "You've got the whole f***ing mountain!" As to say 'I'm such a small target how could you hit me when there is so much space....'
That line is just the icing on the cake.