Now this is something I could see myself wearing. Imagine me walking down the street with short shorts and hairy legs, flaunting my new kicks. So fly that they don't need to be pumped up by Foster the People. Or even while playing basketball. Watch out Lebron, I'm flying high!
Of course I'm kidding, but at least they do provide extra pockets for your money. And these would actually be extremely useful to dodge thieves while traveling abroad. Now, if you see someone crawling near your legs, you know exactly what he's trying to do.
Solution: Kick him!