Alright friends, my birthday and Christmas has already passed but who is to say that you can't give someone a gift just because? I will happily accept any of these gifts any time, any day. Not that I'm asking you all to buy my these, but come on......please?
The merde pillow, for the multi-lingual potty mouth.
For the furry foul mouths. I'm pretty sure if my puppy could talk it would be a string of profanities.
For the bitches that really do get stuff done.
For the punny swearers.
For the responsibly profane.
My personal, all-time-favorite, classy, pinky-raised shithead saucer.
For the teacher's pet.
For your swearing soulmate.