Serious fitness time:
Jokingly, my roommate and I were talking about how we really need to go grocery shopping because if zombies suddenly attacked our city, we'd be stuck in our apartment with nothing in our fridge.
Then I thought, in a Zombie Apocalypse, am I really just going to sit in my apartment and wait for them to come get me?! Probably not. So I looked up training guides for how to get ready for a fight against the undead (because I am a mature adult) and these are the best resources I came up with:
1. Zombies, Run!
Like for all things in life, there's an app. With more than 160 unique missions and the ability to stream the zombie radio broadcasts along with your own music, this is a pretty rad way to get in some cardio and to enter the zombie-fleeing mindset.
You are Runner 5. Hundreds of lives are counting on you. You've got to help your base rebuild from the ruins of civilization by collecting critical supplies while avoiding roving zombie hordes. Can you save them and learn the truth about the zombie apocalypse?
2. Join a Good Cause
There is nothing better than helping others while you're training for that zombie apocalypse. There are plenty of races started by ZombieRun that let you run away from real-live (people dressed up as) ZOMBIES!
Anyone can run. But everything changes when you’re running for your life. Test your speed, strength and endurance through miles of man-made and natural obstacles—all while being chased by hungry, merciless zombies.
If you think your heart can take it, you can sign up to run on ZombieRun's website or on ZombieEvacuation, and you can even host your own!
3. Get Serious
Lace up your boots, cause this is serious apocalypse training. We're joining a BOOT CAMP.
If you're really brave, you can even contact the Pentagon about their zombie training guide and their disaster scenario.